By PrimordialToothpaste on This Moving Animated Short Features a Fiona Apple Cover of "Pure Imagination," Is an Ad for Chipotle
I dunno, Chipotle is genuinely ground-breaking (for a fast-food chain) in how they approach their sourcing. I think it's fair for them to market that to consumers! It makes me sad when people are poised to hate on all large corporations instead of rewarding the ethical ones.
If the author spent as much time editing herself out of this piece as she did complaining about her good looks and self-mythologizing, this might have actually evolved into something other than an incoherent, meandering handjob.
RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOUR FRIENDS DO A LOT OF COKE.
Your mom. Seems. Awesome.
@yrouttasight you have to tell me the secret of how people born in September 1985 manage to be 26 years old in 2013!
@blair If all the single ladies put their hands up, how many hands will be up?
@paddlepickle I wish more people would do that! I'm timid as hell even with drinks (maybe more!)
By anachronistique on Chia Seeds
"gelatinous mixture of seeds suspended in water"
No to Miguel crotch-planting and head-kicking and not stopping to see if he killed anyone and no to Chris Brown forever.
Chris Brown should get an UNINVITED pass for life.