More daft puns than Daft Punk
(Also, Dear Awl Media: I like that the feminist response to that review was on the comedy site.)
@peasofmind I'm currently inpiz (involuntarily pizzaless) myself.
Beta eyes, they're watching you
They see your every move
Idris Elba- that is all.
HOW BOUT THIS GUY
Alpha on the streets, beta in the sheets.
@fabel I love JC Denton because his name sounds like a Macys menswear store brand.
@mollpants I....don't know if they know that this would mean they would all just be fucking each other's moms.... :D :? D:
@stuffisthings I just went on the forum (I mean I had to) and there was one whole thread that was, in so many words, "it would be ok if every woman (but my mom) died, we'd just need sex robots and a way to reproduce."
They might actually be worse than PUAs. D: D: D: