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By Emma Carmichael on The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

@Katie Walsh SALUTE

Posted on January 15, 2014 at 4:44 pm 6

By Katie Walsh on The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

One of my favorite stories from college was when we were freshman and some older guys came up to us at a party and said, "heh heh... isn't your last name Goodhead?" and you responded brilliantly, "no, it's GREAT." xoxo

Posted on January 15, 2014 at 4:43 pm 17

By George Templeton Strong on How to Enjoy the Airport This Holiday Travel Season

@hollysh Oh please tell me that the full name is the Dick Bong Recreation Center. And let me know if they're hiring. I'd move to Milwaukee for that.

Posted on December 22, 2013 at 11:51 pm 1

By hoo:ha on How to Enjoy the Airport This Holiday Travel Season

My boyfriend and I had to turn up very early (without having had breakfast) to Saigon airport and while he sat there starving to death I explored. When I got back I told him there was a Pret a Manger around the corner... I have never seen relief and glee spread across someone's face so intensely. He said 'REALLY?!?!?!' and I said 'No. But you can buy frozen snake.'

Posted on December 22, 2013 at 7:40 am 3

By Lucienne on How to Enjoy the Airport This Holiday Travel Season

I like hanging out in airports because it's filled with people I don't have to interact with, which I think is great. There's zero interpersonal pressure!

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 11:41 pm 4

By Lily Rowan on The Funny Girls Pie

Yesssssss.

(Also, Dear Awl Media: I like that the feminist response to that review was on the comedy site.)

Posted on November 21, 2013 at 2:45 pm 7

By errata stigmata on The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

@peasofmind I'm currently inpiz (involuntarily pizzaless) myself.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 8:14 pm 18

By yeah-elle on Trading In, Trading Up: Substitutions for the Sexiest Man of 2013

@adorable-eggplant

;)

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 7:48 pm 7

By stonefruit on The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

@stuffisthings

Beta eyes, they're watching you
They see your every move

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 4:42 pm 2

By codi_cathleen on Trading In, Trading Up: Substitutions for the Sexiest Man of 2013

Idris Elba- that is all.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 4:36 pm 9