More daft puns than Daft Punk
Yeah, personal hygiene stuff is way gendered. Dove and Neutrogena are women's products. Irish Spring and Lever 2000 are men's products (I mean really, LEVER 2000). Pantene's for ladies, Head & Shoulders is for dudes (or rather "people," which means dudes).
Related: yogurt for men.
@Nate Jones@twitter I always thought Harry Styles looked a little like young Mick Jagger, if young Mick Jagger hadn't grown up on post-WWII rations.
A varied and bountiful cheese board, with fig jam and little pickles and an assortment of Carr's crackers. And a slice of really dark, dense, fudgy chocolate cake with a little dollop of whipped cream on top.
I thought this was going to be about the perfect place to hide my Monet, so I was confused!
Then I stared at the screen for a while until there were no thoughts left.
@j-i-a I am DYINNGGG to read Prophecy by Ellen Oh. How is there not more fantasy based on Asian/other non-Western mythology??
On the topic of Ellens, Ellen Raskin was my favorite in middle school. The Westing Game is great, obv, but her other books were WAY weirder. Figgs & Phantoms is about art and the afterlife and it is SO weird and heartfelt.
Also E.L. Konigsburg. Again, she's known for one great book but she wrote tons of other good ones. I like her historical books: A Proud Taste for Scarlet & Miniver and The Second Mrs. Gioconda.
You could do anything with the rest of these and I would forgive you, because Sam & Joanna are perfect and deserve to be happy together for their ENTIRE LIFETIMES.
@j-i-a Yes! I was imagining it in the voice of Mets announcer Howie Rose.
This sent chills down my spine!
Okay, I was for real trying to figure out how to get more wear out of the little silver sequin dress I bought for Halloween last year, and thought the answer might be a button-down shirt underneath. But a sweatshirt?? Go home, Ms. Wintour, you're drunk.
@RubeksCube hee, handtasche is "handbag" in German, and "handbag" is another word for an old lady purse*
*also known as an olurse