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By knockout on Friday Open Thread

I'm sure this is a common sentiment but man, it's hard making friends as an adult.

Posted on August 9, 2013 at 7:25 pm 10

By Verity on Friday Open Thread

My boyfriend and I moved in together last Saturday, and I am not coping well. Not the living-together part, I don't think - that part is nice - but being away from home and adjusting to something completely new. It feels really horrible to think of never living there again, pathetic as it sounds, and I hate being somewhere that's not quite right. We've spent the last week buying things to make it feel more habitable, but it's still not home. And I am so sick of cleaning and organising - there was stuff I wanted to do before I started my job, but I feel like I'll be bogged down with mindless drudgery forever - plus I am full of self-hate because I feel like I'm being really lazy and useless. I have cried just about every day so far, and feel awful about being such a bad girlfriend. Anyone else have rough starts with similar situations that did get better?

Posted on August 9, 2013 at 5:53 pm 1

By Miss Maszkerádi on The Dark Alley Pie

@Beaker ....we're supposed to.....keep forks....in our underpants?

Excuse me, when is the next shuttle off this planet?

Posted on August 3, 2013 at 8:37 pm 2

By RNL on The Dark Alley Pie

@angelinha Totally do that. "Hi honey! How was the gun range? I'll be home really soon! Just walking on X street. You beat anyone up today? I'm so glad you're a cop. Love you!"

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 5:57 pm 9

By supernintendochalmers on The Dark Alley Pie

@bookins Oh no, I'm sorry that happened to you. I guess the real answer is for people to NOT ATTACK OTHER PEOPLE WTF

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 4:37 pm 5

By laurel on The Dark Alley Pie

10% thinking about fractions.

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 4:22 pm 35

By laurel on The Dark Alley Pie

40% thinking about going for the eyes
40% thinking about going for the balls
10% thinking about Thai food

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 4:13 pm 23

By iceberg on The Dark Alley Pie

twisting hair up into rape-prevention bun from grabbable pony-tail.

mentally broadcasting air of confidence (basically Naomi Campbell walk I guess)

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 2:47 pm 7

By rebecca the brave on The Year Is 2013

Kevin Richardson was a counselor at my church camp growing up. The older girls told googly-eyed stories about times had led them in swimming games or rappelling. "I can see your draws,"* he allegedly told one girl, and she was asked to repeat this story 1000000 times over the next decade. (* in the story, he definitely says draws, not drawers.)

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 6:21 pm 4

By Heat Signature on So You're Saying I'm Not Going to Sleep with B-I-E-B-E-R?

At first glance I thought the word was "idiotmotor", which seems apropos.

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 10:26 am 6