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On Get Rid of Yourself, Seriously, You Are Revolting

The most important thing about all of this is that I FINALLY understand what's going on in Jolie's avatar.

Posted on February 20, 2012 at 12:02 am 1

On What Does a Scientist Look Like?

How many points do I get if I pictured Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day?

Posted on February 7, 2012 at 10:13 pm 5

On The League of Ordinary Ladies: A New Year

I'm also real late on this one but I had to say ESTHER! I had my first ever break-up this year (in March, I think I'm just now actually for real all the way over it) plus a terrible friend break-up (maybe in June? but the long terrible fading process started a long time ago) PLUS I got a real tattoo in that same spot on my arm. My gums are okay though, I think.

Posted on January 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm 0

On Holiday Gift Take-Backs

@wharrgarbl He probably doesn't even still have it. We broke up like ten months ago. I just think about it every once in a while and hope that he didn't throw it away.

Posted on December 28, 2011 at 6:24 pm 0

On Holiday Gift Take-Backs

My last break-up went relatively smoothly and despite not being at all mutual, there wasn't really any bad blood between us. I made him a really cool card last Valentine's day that I put a lot of work into, and lately I've been wondering whether it's okay to ask for it back. My mom says I can't. UGH she's probably right.

Posted on December 28, 2011 at 1:30 pm 0

On The Beauty Gift/Curse

@Mere Ugh some guy in the grocery store yesterday said, "Excuse me, ma'am, I think you dropped your face." I think what I actually did was just stare at him in rage (f- flames, on the side of my face, breathing, heaving breaths), but in my mind I was screaming EXCUSE ME I THINK YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Posted on December 16, 2011 at 1:34 pm 0

On NPR's Favorite Albums of 2011

@uncle jesse D'oh! Doesn't it count if I listened to it a lot this year though? Ok, I'm subbing in Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears' "Scandalous."

Posted on December 5, 2011 at 10:43 pm 0

On NPR's Favorite Albums of 2011

@Casanova Frankenstein Wait, Sleep Talk 48 times, Hunx and his Punx's "Too Young to Be in Love," and the Mean Jeans "Are You Serious." The rest of the year I just listened to old Stax records.

Posted on December 5, 2011 at 10:01 pm 0

On NPR's Favorite Albums of 2011

My top 50 is Shannon and the Clams' "Sleep Talk" 50 times.

Posted on December 5, 2011 at 9:58 pm 0

On There's a Bear in My Bed

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS ONE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIFAcwqT9fY
It's a classic from my hometown of Richmond VA and it's been stuck in my head all week for no reason.

Posted on December 5, 2011 at 9:37 pm 0