The Hairpin

On Lean Cuisine-A-Day: Roasted Turkey and Vegetables

I'm pretty sure you're going to die if you do this. Spoilers: the paninis don't get toasty! :(

Posted on September 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm

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On Would Everyone Please Get Off Target.com?

Am I the only one who thinks most of this stuff is sort of hideous? Sorry :( The fact that people are going to end up paying three times or more than the retail prices on eBay makes me want to vomit.

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 2:40 pm

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On It's a While Until Breaking Dawn Comes Out

@itsasatchel Why would you get that one, when you can become a DEMIGOD for the same price? The worst part is that this lady actually has negative feedback, when all she has to do and send an email saying, "Hey, you are a vampire now, I did mai spellz." Why didn't I think of this first?

Posted on September 7, 2011 at 4:38 pm

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On It's a While Until Breaking Dawn Comes Out

@KeLynn I may be the only one that just spent half an hour reading all this crap. Here is a handy list regarding how to tell if you're a vampire, they totally diagnose themselves: http://www.vampirewebsite.net/howknowifavampire.html

I don't know what happens if they don't get blood, but one of the pages had info about getting blood from "emos," and also descriptions of how different kinds of blood taste(I died). Someone make me stop reading this, I NEED TO WORK!

Posted on September 7, 2011 at 4:33 pm

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On That Gizmodo/OkCupid Story

I saw that article yesterday and all I could think was, "Guess he dodged that bullet!"

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 2:04 pm

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On Beauty Q&A: Sexy in Specs, Skin Picking, and the Secret to All-Day Makeup

@one cow. I am sooo into e.l.f. and cheap alternatives in general, but the one thing from them that hasn't worked for me is their primer. Compared to UDPP, the Benefit one you mentioned, and some Smashbox one I have(can't remember the name, sorry), it just fails. Doesn't work for me at all.

Posted on August 22, 2011 at 7:20 pm

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