That top look is straight out of George Michael's "Freedom '90" video. I can totally picture it on Linda Evangelista.
@whizz_dumb I love it! The Twins had a kestrel for a bit that hung out on the foul pole and snacked on moths - http://www.sbnation.com/2010/5/6/1461660/twins-orioles-hawk-moth-picture Not sure if he's still hanging out but they named him Kirby the Kestrel.
@whizz_dumb Red Tailed Hawks would definitely be my pick for the state of parallellinesburg - they are so freaking awesome, I love me a raptor. Except when they leave the remains of their meal on your air conditioner and the window is sealed shut (ew).
@meetapossum But aren't birds pretty much modern day dinosaurs?!
Aaaaaand now I am sucked into http://www.thebirdist.com/
Seriously folks, if you ever need a bird person for your bar trivia team (points thumb at chest, smiles sadly)
@iceberg NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T!!!!!!
I think you are going to be very successful at scaring your kids into cleaning their rooms some day.
New York. Official state bird: eastern bluebird
What it should be: Like we even had to ask?
@Emby A reservation in Westchester on the NY-CT border. Last time there was a LOT of raccoons, do they eat these fuckers?
@iceberg I think it's pronounced "clumsy flying screaming monster from hell."
@parallel-lines OMG I just looked at the pictures FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
I will full on Buster Bluth "It walked on my pillow!" if they get into my tent.