@whizz_dumb Red Tailed Hawks would definitely be my pick for the state of parallellinesburg - they are so freaking awesome, I love me a raptor. Except when they leave the remains of their meal on your air conditioner and the window is sealed shut (ew).
@meetapossum But aren't birds pretty much modern day dinosaurs?!
Aaaaaand now I am sucked into http://www.thebirdist.com/
Seriously folks, if you ever need a bird person for your bar trivia team (points thumb at chest, smiles sadly)
@iceberg NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T!!!!!!
I think you are going to be very successful at scaring your kids into cleaning their rooms some day.
New York. Official state bird: eastern bluebird
What it should be: Like we even had to ask?
@Emby A reservation in Westchester on the NY-CT border. Last time there was a LOT of raccoons, do they eat these fuckers?
@iceberg I think it's pronounced "clumsy flying screaming monster from hell."
@parallel-lines OMG I just looked at the pictures FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
I will full on Buster Bluth "It walked on my pillow!" if they get into my tent.
You guys, I'm going camping this weekend HELP! I'm so grossed out just thinking about this!!!
@upupandaway Not because she's skinny--her face just looks very, very different. Maybe it's the hairstyle? When I saw the promos it took me a few seconds to recognize her.