NEEDS MORE PUA TACTICS
California's: "Uh sorry, I ordered this with dressing on the side?"
@parallel-lines Our baseball team has a red-tailed hawk who watches us play from atop a particular field-lights pole at our home field. He/She is our mascot/#1 fan and will *cawww* and fly around above us between innings. I mean there are a ton of gopher holes all over the field but I'll pretend that's secondary to cheering us on.
By Emby on
@parallel-lines Ummmmm. Wait, you're like terrified of these things, right? Then yes. Yes absolutely raccoons eat all the cicadas, every last one.
By katiemcgillicuddy on
I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN, I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN.
I consider myself a semi-retired champion internet dater. Go someplace safe (not in a van), have fun or don't. Sleep with them on the first date if you want to or don't. Show up in a wedding dress to see how they'll react or don't.
Seriously, try to relax and have fun. If the date sucks, you'll probably have (at least) a decent story.
Heavens, what a dreadful article.
@minijen We assume you mean just the tips.
WOMENS! They don't know how to do ANYTHING right! Let's take a situation in which they're already self-conscious, and let them know that EVEN THE BARTENDER IS JUDGING YOU.
I was fully prepared to like this, thinking it would be all, "Humans! They Do Funny Things On First Dates! Here Are Some Other Things They Should Maybe Do Instead!" and then I felt like it took a sharp turn toward, "Women! They Get Crazy Eyes And Expect Men To Be Their New Fathers! They Are Indecisive! *pats you on the head*" there in the middle.
Began and ended well, though?