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On Look, We're Gonna Talk About the Gatsby Trailer Now

@Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. I know that wasn't the intended effect of the movie but it is 100% hilarious lulz for hours.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 1:03 pm 0

On Look, We're Gonna Talk About the Gatsby Trailer Now

@Ophelia I don't get Cary Mulligan--she looks like she's 12 and is constantly in "bug waiting to get squished" acting mode (thank you to the Drive comic for articulating that perfectly. Mia Farrow had more personality in her pinky.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 12:57 pm 3

On Look, We're Gonna Talk About the Gatsby Trailer Now

No way, Sucker Punch was way worse! I mean--steampunk nazis fercryingoutloud!

Yes, I really watched it. ALL of it.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 12:50 pm 0

On Three Deviled Eggs

@The Lady of Shalott Like, boiled and then sitting around for a week or the eggs are a week old before you boil them?

I let them cool all the way (usually overnight) and it's still a painful shard-y mess.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 11:42 am 0

On Your Next Failed Diet

I don't know how broccoli is fattening except it totally makes you fart and all that gas weighs, like, .015 lbs.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 11:10 am 1

On Your Next Failed Diet

@maybe partying will help I don't know about this...there are a lotta fatsos on my Finnish side of the family and they take the coldest baths ever (and die young from heart attacks).

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 11:08 am 0

On Three Deviled Eggs

Okay, my problem: peeling hard boiled eggs is a pain in the ass (and I've gotten egg shell splinters in the past) but those preboiled eggs are (real talk!) kinda gross. How do you get around this?

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 11:05 am 0

On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly

@karion I agre. LW2, I have dated your boyfriend (not literally...although they sound like the exact same dude). I have spent Valentine's Day, my birthday, Christmas--you name it, I've spent it alone, feeling like a low priority in his life. I have sat on the floor of his office eating seamlessweb because it was the only "alone" time we'd get that week. And finally, I got fucking sick and tired of it and I left.

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 3:15 pm 0

On Tetherball Continues to Wait for Her Opportunity

I am slapping all of you in the face with a single white glove.

DEAL WITH IT.

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:57 pm 4

On "The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m." ...

@parallel-lines DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 11:41 am 0