On The Best Time I Said Yes to Everything for a Week and Ended Up Having Bad Sex (Twice), Going Camping and Contracting Shingles
geeze, you sound like a hella drag to be around.
i love trip stories. the most awesome shit always happens.
On Short Lists
aw i love prairie home companion
I wore the violent lips on Jam Cruise recently. They matched my glasses! http://imgur.com/zQGCt
(Oh, and I did get the pink glitter ones too. they look like poo - and they're impossible to put on)
worst dude ever.
the best time i got my ass slapped by a stranger: it was laaate late halloween, and we went to the only bar still open at 3am, THE QUEST (a gay bar, of course). Drunk out of my mind, I wandered across the dance floor where a 6'7" drag queen from Mobile, AL was presenting the costume contest... apparently, I offended her, because that level of spanking was usually saved for disciplinary action.
@SBGBlogs spill it
@elysian fields glad I'm not the only one. I wasn't sure if that makes me a slob or something. I just hate having to deal with too-long stringy white-girl tangled hairs. Actually, I hate the whole after-process (drying, lotioning, combing, etc.) And I hate getting my face wet.
I would be happy if I never had to bathe again