I'm gonna be your dangerous side effect.

On Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

Damn you, Liquify tool!!

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:33 pm 0

On How to Mount a TV When You Have No Boyfriend, No Prospects, and Lack the Shamelessness Required to Ask for Help

@Hot Doom I LITERALLY did this when I did crew. I had an adjustable wrench on a piece of ribbon I wore around my neck so people could tighten their tracks and rigs before a race.

Posted on September 16, 2013 at 12:16 pm 0

On 105 Years of Anne of Green Gables Covers

@A. Louise Guilty.

Posted on September 3, 2013 at 1:11 pm 0

On 105 Years of Anne of Green Gables Covers

Lana Del Rey could repurpose 1977 as an album cover and no one would be the wiser.

Posted on September 3, 2013 at 10:49 am 2

On Who's the Squarest-Jawed of Them All?

As much as I love Michael Caine as Alfred, I stand by my assertion that Batman Returns was the franchise's high-water mark. Viva Keaton.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 10:09 am 7

On Meet the Directors of Beats & Rhymes, the Extracurricular Rap Program Behind "Hot Cheetos & Takis"

I think I saw the Y.N. Rich Kids in a K-Mart commercial the other night. My schoolbus is my limo! My schoolbus is my limo!

Posted on August 22, 2013 at 1:36 pm 0

On The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

@Lauren Hallden@twitter You are doing the Lord's work. Here are some of the phrases I see a lot:

anything but country
anything but rap
partner in crime
pride in her/my/your appearance
Sunday funday

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 2:29 pm 4

On The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

Single father raising a beautiful daughter Madasyn up for anything but rap with my dog partner in crime.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 12:52 pm 8

On What Kind of Restaurant Are You?

I want to believe I'm Momofuku Ssam, but I'm probably more Sonic Drive-In :\

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 12:48 pm 0


Few things:


2) A+++ slug, would slug again.

3) I took an eight-day road trip through Texas last month, and while I was in Austin I visited the Alamo Freeze, The Landing Strip (IT'S REAL!!!), Tim Riggins' house (the woman who lives there now stared me down as I drove past), Coach Taylor's house, Matt Saracen's house, and Panther Field.

4) I can't click through these photos because I refuse to believe Matt Saracen isn't going to marry ME. I always thought he was too good for Julie anyway.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 10:50 am 0