I'm gonna be your dangerous side effect.
On How to Mount a TV When You Have No Boyfriend, No Prospects, and Lack the Shamelessness Required to Ask for Help
@Hot Doom I LITERALLY did this when I did crew. I had an adjustable wrench on a piece of ribbon I wore around my neck so people could tighten their tracks and rigs before a race.
@A. Louise Guilty.
Lana Del Rey could repurpose 1977 as an album cover and no one would be the wiser.
As much as I love Michael Caine as Alfred, I stand by my assertion that Batman Returns was the franchise's high-water mark. Viva Keaton.
On Meet the Directors of Beats & Rhymes, the Extracurricular Rap Program Behind "Hot Cheetos & Takis"
I think I saw the Y.N. Rich Kids in a K-Mart commercial the other night. My schoolbus is my limo! My schoolbus is my limo!
@Lauren Hallden@twitter You are doing the Lord's work. Here are some of the phrases I see a lot:
anything but country
anything but rap
partner in crime
pride in her/my/your appearance
Single father raising a beautiful daughter Madasyn up for anything but rap with my dog partner in crime.
I want to believe I'm Momofuku Ssam, but I'm probably more Sonic Drive-In :\
1) MATT SARACEN IS A PERFECT HUMAN MAN.
2) A+++ slug, would slug again.
3) I took an eight-day road trip through Texas last month, and while I was in Austin I visited the Alamo Freeze, The Landing Strip (IT'S REAL!!!), Tim Riggins' house (the woman who lives there now stared me down as I drove past), Coach Taylor's house, Matt Saracen's house, and Panther Field.
4) I can't click through these photos because I refuse to believe Matt Saracen isn't going to marry ME. I always thought he was too good for Julie anyway.
Queen Elizabeth is not walking through that door, subjects. The Prince of Wales is not walking through that door, and Camilla Parker Bowles is not walking through that door.
If anybody but me gets this reference I will die of happiness