I'm gonna be your dangerous side effect.

On Meet the Directors of Beats & Rhymes, the Extracurricular Rap Program Behind "Hot Cheetos & Takis"

I think I saw the Y.N. Rich Kids in a K-Mart commercial the other night. My schoolbus is my limo! My schoolbus is my limo!

Posted on August 22, 2013 at 1:36 pm 0

On The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

@Lauren Hallden@twitter You are doing the Lord's work. Here are some of the phrases I see a lot:

anything but country
anything but rap
partner in crime
pride in her/my/your appearance
Sunday funday

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 2:29 pm 4

On The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

Single father raising a beautiful daughter Madasyn up for anything but rap with my dog partner in crime.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 12:52 pm 8

On What Kind of Restaurant Are You?

I want to believe I'm Momofuku Ssam, but I'm probably more Sonic Drive-In :\

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 12:48 pm 0


Few things:


2) A+++ slug, would slug again.

3) I took an eight-day road trip through Texas last month, and while I was in Austin I visited the Alamo Freeze, The Landing Strip (IT'S REAL!!!), Tim Riggins' house (the woman who lives there now stared me down as I drove past), Coach Taylor's house, Matt Saracen's house, and Panther Field.

4) I can't click through these photos because I refuse to believe Matt Saracen isn't going to marry ME. I always thought he was too good for Julie anyway.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 10:50 am 0

On Livestream of a Door

Queen Elizabeth is not walking through that door, subjects. The Prince of Wales is not walking through that door, and Camilla Parker Bowles is not walking through that door.

If anybody but me gets this reference I will die of happiness

Posted on July 17, 2013 at 5:08 pm 2

On "What's the Worst Thing That's Woken You Up in the Dead of Night?"

Suburb dweller here, but the worst thing that's ever woken me up in the middle of the night was our neighbor, sleepwalking through our neighborhood, on the one night we forgot to lock our front door. Eventually my mother and I were able to wrestle her out of our house and to her own two doors down.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 4:22 pm 1

On Kanye on Kanye

@rosinator I saw one of his shows at the Revel in Atlantic City in December and he was TREMENDOUS. No entourage, just Kanye, a keyboard player, a guitarist, a drummer, and a DJ on a huge stage with enormous video installations of icebergs and waving grass. And that incredible Maison Martin Margiela crystal mask. The whole spectacle was wonderful.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 1:54 pm 2

On This Summer: Stop Buying $5 Iced Coffees

If you just want plain simple syrup, you don't need to dirty a pot or heat up the stove. I once saw a bartender use a no-heat method to make simple syrup in a quart container and it works great.

Use the same ratio as regular simple syrup, but put the water and sugar in one of those sturdy reusable plastic quart containers from the Chinese restaurant or a quart mason jar with a screw-down lid. Shake the bejeezus out of the container for 30 whole seconds and walk away from the container for five minutes. Repeat the shake-and-walk away process two more times. It's magic!

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 2:17 pm 3

On Friday Open Thread


Have we discussed Random Access Memories? If we have I apologize, but I've been super busy at my third job in two months :|

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 5:05 pm 0