I'm gonna be your dangerous side effect.
@stuffisthings L O R D E G H A Z I
On "The truth is, the ten or twenty minutes I was somebody’s mother were black magic": Ariel Levy's "Thanksgiving in Mongolia"
That was so, so heavy. I'm glad I read it, but I want to go home and hug my mom now.
GOOD. Team Frank's Red Hot.
I hate "curated." Choosing a selection of things does not make you a curator.
Damn you, Liquify tool!!
On How to Mount a TV When You Have No Boyfriend, No Prospects, and Lack the Shamelessness Required to Ask for Help
@Hot Doom I LITERALLY did this when I did crew. I had an adjustable wrench on a piece of ribbon I wore around my neck so people could tighten their tracks and rigs before a race.
@A. Louise Guilty.
Lana Del Rey could repurpose 1977 as an album cover and no one would be the wiser.
As much as I love Michael Caine as Alfred, I stand by my assertion that Batman Returns was the franchise's high-water mark. Viva Keaton.
On Meet the Directors of Beats & Rhymes, the Extracurricular Rap Program Behind "Hot Cheetos & Takis"
I think I saw the Y.N. Rich Kids in a K-Mart commercial the other night. My schoolbus is my limo! My schoolbus is my limo!