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Clare

I'm gonna be your dangerous side effect.

On Katy Perry, "Birthday"

Fun fact about this song: The awesome brass is provided by the SNL house band!

Birthday and International Smile are the two best tracks from Prism, and I think it's because they sound exactly like other, better songs: I Wanna be Your Lover by Prince and Digital Love by Daft Punk, respectively.

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 2:54 pm 0

On Here Is Lorde's Birth Certificate

@stuffisthings L O R D E G H A Z I

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 2:57 pm 0

On "The truth is, the ten or twenty minutes I was somebody’s mother were black magic": Ariel Levy's "Thanksgiving in Mongolia"

That was so, so heavy. I'm glad I read it, but I want to go home and hug my mom now.

Posted on November 11, 2013 at 11:32 am 0

On We're Going to Lose the Only Two Good Things On Earth

GOOD. Team Frank's Red Hot.

Posted on October 30, 2013 at 4:12 pm 0

On Auto-Antonyms, "Awesome" and Other Unusable Words

I hate "curated." Choosing a selection of things does not make you a curator.

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 11:02 am 5

On Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

Damn you, Liquify tool!!

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:33 pm 0

On How to Mount a TV When You Have No Boyfriend, No Prospects, and Lack the Shamelessness Required to Ask for Help

@Hot Doom I LITERALLY did this when I did crew. I had an adjustable wrench on a piece of ribbon I wore around my neck so people could tighten their tracks and rigs before a race.

Posted on September 16, 2013 at 12:16 pm 0

On 105 Years of Anne of Green Gables Covers

@A. Louise Guilty.

Posted on September 3, 2013 at 1:11 pm 0

On 105 Years of Anne of Green Gables Covers

Lana Del Rey could repurpose 1977 as an album cover and no one would be the wiser.

Posted on September 3, 2013 at 10:49 am 2

On Who's the Squarest-Jawed of Them All?

As much as I love Michael Caine as Alfred, I stand by my assertion that Batman Returns was the franchise's high-water mark. Viva Keaton.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 10:09 am 7