On Ask a Clean Person: Laundry School — Lint and Static and Ironing, Oh My!
@Lila Fowler Cheap-ass t-shirt or tank from Old Navy or Target, topped with an expensive cardigan from Talbots or Lands End, ankle-length pants (because I am short), wacky flats, long necklace. This is seriously my work wardrobe at least four days a week.
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On Who Wouldn't Want to Touch Her Feet?
@iceberg That's the interpretation I took from it. I read her comment as being impressed by her nail tech's professionalism.
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On Who Wouldn't Want to Touch Her Feet?
@liznieve When I got to that line, I shouted, "OH FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU, OBERLIN" at my computer.
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On This is a Safe Space to Talk About Your Dissertation
My thesis for my minor (English Lit; Communications students at Pitt didn't have to do theses...that's why I was a Communications major) was titled "The Cribs of Macbeth: A Rope Made of Sand." It was 30 pages about the Cliffs Notes, Shakespeare for Dummies, and SparkNotes versions of Macbeth. I stole the subtitle from an episode of Clone High.
I was a not good student.
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On New Friends, Surprise Babies, and the "Rare Phenomenon"
@realtalk I don't love the LW's tacit assumption that people who live with their parents are useless wastes of life, but...yeah, she needs to end that like yesterday.
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On New Friends, Surprise Babies, and the "Rare Phenomenon"
@atipofthehat What business of their relationship is yours, friendo?
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On Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
@camanda Your friendly neighborhood plus-size shopper is here to help! Tank dresses are cute and easy to wear, particularly if you're bigger on the bottom, but I cannot stress enough the importance of wearing a good, supportive, definition-giving bra. Sometimes a tank-style dress is cut without darts in the bust, so you need a great bra to give you a nice shape (and not one giant boob shelf) up top.
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On On Second Chances
I think this letter isn't real. I think it's viral marketing for Google Chrome.
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On On Second Chances
@LeafySeaDragon I would totally have gone out with that dude twice. All I want in life is a man who will eat and watch TV with me.
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On The Best Time I Watched TED Talks as Foreplay
TED talks, things being "curated," and things that are artisanal: The three 20teens trends I would like to shove off a cliff.