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By Roxy Throatpunch on Let's Revisit All of Now That's What I Call Music! Vol. 1

@LauraAlien Robbie Williams! I don't care how terrible those two songs are (they are), I love them and him SO MUCH.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 4:09 pm 1

By halloliebchen on Let's Revisit All of Now That's What I Call Music! Vol. 1

This is something that has bothered me for ages - did anyone else have MTV Party To Go tapes? This was definitely before NOW. They weren't just compilations but were actually mixed together by a DJ? I had like 3 when I was in elementary school (dear lord) and they have since been lost to the ages but I would KILL to have them back. Anyone? Anyone?

I played this one so much it broke and I whined until my mom took me to Tower Records to get a new one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV_Party_to_Go_9

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 3:30 pm 2

By You Don't Win Friends with Salad on This Is What a Swamp Booger Looks Like

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG. i have seen a swamp booger, but didn't know what it was until now (the mysterious world of swamp boogers!!!). i saw it 5 years ago at a damp-smelling "gift shop" in the florida everglades. i took two pictures which have been on my computer ever since, waiting for an explanation: swampy
Note the taxidermied "explorer" (WHY???) next to swampy. they're partners in crime, clearly.

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 11:16 pm 1

By [sic] on Nice to Meet You, Internet

@Faintly Macabre
"Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been,
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door"

It all makes sense, now!

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 6:27 pm 7

By tactfactory on Nice to Meet You, Internet

@tactfactory ugh can we pretend that didn't sound the way it did?

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 4:58 pm 10

By noodge on Nice to Meet You, Internet

i like farts. and dutch ovening my cats.

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 4:57 pm 8

By frenz.lo on Deadly Combinations of Male Fashion and Behavior

4. A goatee AND a toddler walking around wherever it wants to go AND the inquiry, "Do you guys have any chai?"

And the woman behind the counter says, "You must be a real chill dude."
And the guy says, "Yeah, how did you know?"
And she says, "Because this is the hardware store."

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 4:25 pm 18

By adorable-eggplant on Nice to Meet You, Internet

@redridinghoodrat Ooo yes, I would play that! Also, making snack for RPG night(s) is one of my favorite activities: if a venture capitalist wants to give me 6.5 million, I'll open a restaurant where you can book tables and order thematic meals. Lots of ale, lots of tankards. (would be the name of the restaurant)

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 3:59 pm 4

By SarcasticFringehead on Nice to Meet You, Internet

@Faintly Macabre Once, my mom and I were traveling together, and we accidentally put on each others' faces by mistake! We had a good laugh, and now shoot each other amused looks every time someone tells us how alike we look.

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 3:06 pm 10

By noReally on Nice to Meet You, Internet

Man Learns Women Not All One Woman

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 1:58 pm 62