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Judith Slutler

Judith Slutler

Living Internationally

On What I've Been Up To

wow someone quickly reassure me that that birthday tumblr is just excellent cold reading

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 1:25 pm 1

On Whimsical, Purple

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 11:07 am 2

On The Sexual History of Jared Sabbagh, Part 2

ow, that last line.

Posted on September 4, 2013 at 5:22 pm 2

On Ask Baba Yaga: I'm In the Midst of a Very Stressful Program in a New Career Field

Brain-uncramming is a subtle type of witchcraft, though. Don't feel too bad if you can't perform it well at first!

Posted on September 4, 2013 at 1:04 pm 2

On Who Will Start America's Second Unionized Strip Club?

@hallelujah That sounds scary and fascinating. If you can tell more, I'd love to hear about it.

Posted on September 4, 2013 at 10:30 am 2

On Eradicate Your Resting Bitchface with a $2000 "Valentine Anguloplasty"

@SarcasticFringehead Meh, be glad for your resting bitchface. It took me YEARS to perfect my bitchface. Appearing unapproachable can be a real help in daily life honestly.

Posted on August 29, 2013 at 12:00 pm 0

On What a Girl Wants, According to Gmail Ads

I want to have discount cupcakes with amazing taste shipped direct.

ACCURATE

Posted on August 28, 2013 at 5:18 pm 2

On I Don't Care, I Can't Stop, and I Love It: Miley Cyrus and Ironic Decadence

@leonstj @I'm Right on Top of that, Rose Well... with Macklemore specifically I'm skeptical due to the nature of the music - there is a certain retro sound to his stuff that seems very connected with wanting to make the kind of hip-hop that's often held up as "real" and "old school" by white people these days, whereas I think the Beastie Boys and Eminem were really trying to innovate and make something new and very much their own, in their day. Plus, straight up, Macklemore is from the Pacific Northwest and so am I; when he raps, his accent is... not from there. To me, it sounds very fake / simply like what a white guy from my area thinks "a rapper" should talk like.

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 2:40 pm 0

On I Don't Care, I Can't Stop, and I Love It: Miley Cyrus and Ironic Decadence

@Lily Rowan What, do you happen to have a problem with the 100% obvious and true fact that positive hip-hop was invented by a white Seattleite, like, 2 years ago?

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 1:44 pm 14

On I Don't Care, I Can't Stop, and I Love It: Miley Cyrus and Ironic Decadence

@JessicaLovejoy @JessicaLovejoy seriously nobody thought a song written for Rihanna could've used a little rewrite before they handed it over to Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter???

"so turnt up"
"bout that life"

NO, PLEASE DO STOP, I SWEAR YOU CAN STOP

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 12:38 pm 12