Dear future potential proposers (ha!): I will only say yes if you propose with the gorilla ring.
(My favorite is:
What I'm doing with my life
I go to school to become an airplane I'll be done in March next year,)
Speaking of the oft-repeated Sexy Cat costume, I had an idea for this year, but I'm not so confident in it.
Frumpy Cat. Black sweatpants and a sweatshirt (stained), floppy tail, ears, bad makeup, fanny pack with reeses puffs inside (cat treats!) high side ponytail with a huge black scrunchy, and black slippers. I have a feeling my attempt at being humorous will fail miserably and everyone will think I'm just SUPER bad at dressing like a cat. I can't decide if I should abandon the idea or attempt to frump it up more.
@evil melis [shrug] "It's okay, I was tired of that shirt."
Also, take a shit in his laundry. Life is so unbelievably fucking short and then you are gone from this earth forever; you have zero time to waste on Laundry Wars. Shit in his laundry and see if he starts talking then.
@jacqueline I think so--though that was a long time ago back when I saw a lot more movies in theaters because I hadn't yet become so mean and intolerant.
That photo with the dog driving the boat has NEW LINKEDIN PROFILE PICTURE written all over it.
@KatnotCat I should probably clarify that the "tiny" there refers to "bow ties" and I made no other size notes of any sort.
@all the kittens in the club gettin nipsy @The Lady of Shalott
Please, PLEAAAASE tell me there are more stories like this. My own, slightly-less-hilarious-contribution: I once saw a guy in my hometown (in California, for reference) driving his car while also eating a full-size corn on the cob. I think he was steering with his elbows.
@all the kittens in the club gettin nipsy Oh my god, when I lived in Ottawa one time I saw a guy skating along the canal wearing a business suit and chowing down on a bucket of fried chicken he had under his arm. It was amazing.
(N.B. Ottawa has the world's longest outdoor skating rink in the winter, and lots of people ice-skate to work and school along it. But normally not while eating fried chicken from a bucket.)