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By Megasus on Estate Jewelry: A Necklace That Wears Its Own Rings

Dear future potential proposers (ha!): I will only say yes if you propose with the gorilla ring.

Posted on November 29, 2012 at 1:41 pm 3

By mangosara on Five OkCupid Messages That Made Me Want to Revise My Profile

I cannot believe nobody has posted this yet.

(My favorite is:
What I'm doing with my life
I go to school to become an airplane I'll be done in March next year,)

Posted on November 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm 13

By breccia on How to Make a Halloween Costume

Speaking of the oft-repeated Sexy Cat costume, I had an idea for this year, but I'm not so confident in it.

Frumpy Cat. Black sweatpants and a sweatshirt (stained), floppy tail, ears, bad makeup, fanny pack with reeses puffs inside (cat treats!) high side ponytail with a huge black scrunchy, and black slippers. I have a feeling my attempt at being humorous will fail miserably and everyone will think I'm just SUPER bad at dressing like a cat. I can't decide if I should abandon the idea or attempt to frump it up more.

Posted on October 26, 2012 at 2:50 pm 15

By purefog on Stay-at-Home Dads and the Confrontation-Averse

@evil melis [shrug] "It's okay, I was tired of that shirt."

Posted on October 19, 2012 at 3:51 pm 7

By evil melis on Stay-at-Home Dads and the Confrontation-Averse

Also, take a shit in his laundry. Life is so unbelievably fucking short and then you are gone from this earth forever; you have zero time to waste on Laundry Wars. Shit in his laundry and see if he starts talking then.

Posted on October 19, 2012 at 3:21 pm 51

By Hellcat on I Never Meta-Horror I Didn't Like

@jacqueline I think so--though that was a long time ago back when I saw a lot more movies in theaters because I hadn't yet become so mean and intolerant.

Posted on October 19, 2012 at 3:15 pm 1

By werewolfbarmitzvah on Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Gloria Swanson Saga, Part One

That photo with the dog driving the boat has NEW LINKEDIN PROFILE PICTURE written all over it.

Posted on October 3, 2012 at 12:37 pm 11

By KatnotCat on Loaner Shirts, Neon Books, and the Meanings of Sleazy

@KatnotCat I should probably clarify that the "tiny" there refers to "bow ties" and I made no other size notes of any sort.

Posted on October 2, 2012 at 4:05 pm 12

By frigwiggin on Loaner Shirts, Neon Books, and the Meanings of Sleazy

@all the kittens in the club gettin nipsy @The Lady of Shalott

Please, PLEAAAASE tell me there are more stories like this. My own, slightly-less-hilarious-contribution: I once saw a guy in my hometown (in California, for reference) driving his car while also eating a full-size corn on the cob. I think he was steering with his elbows.

Posted on October 2, 2012 at 3:49 pm 8

By The Lady of Shalott on Loaner Shirts, Neon Books, and the Meanings of Sleazy

@all the kittens in the club gettin nipsy Oh my god, when I lived in Ottawa one time I saw a guy skating along the canal wearing a business suit and chowing down on a bucket of fried chicken he had under his arm. It was amazing.

(N.B. Ottawa has the world's longest outdoor skating rink in the winter, and lots of people ice-skate to work and school along it. But normally not while eating fried chicken from a bucket.)

Posted on October 2, 2012 at 3:02 pm 15