On Things I Have Cried at Due to Pregnancy Hormones: The Best-Of Edition

There are people who didn't cry at the Van Gogh episode of Doctor Who?

Posted on July 6, 2011 at 10:27 am 4

On Vintage Glasses Make Drinking Fun Again

Wait, there was a time when drinking wasn't fun?

Posted on June 29, 2011 at 2:49 pm 2

On Mayholes Not Maypoles

@gigglefest Oh, oh! I was just coming here to say that Bryn Mawr is totally on top of this. Hello, fellow Mawrtyr!

Posted on June 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm 0

On Truly Do Not Do Cocaine

Against my better judgement, I clicked, and now I'm totally paranoid even though I've never done cocaine. Does my ear look okay to you!?!?!

Posted on June 23, 2011 at 3:49 pm 0

On Heavy Facebook Users 9% More Lovable

Okay, seriously, what is this epidemic of people friending people they've never met? I have like two friends I don't remember meeting in person, and knowing me I'm pretty sure I did meet them and I was just, you know, drunk.

Posted on June 16, 2011 at 5:09 pm 1

On Frenemies and Enemends

I thought everyone just acted under the assumption that their friends gossiped about them, because everyone spends all their time gossiping about their friends?

Posted on June 16, 2011 at 10:44 am 0

On An Average Woman's 10-Stage Journey Through Jealousy

@sarahchristine Enlisting friends is the best plan! I'm still facebook friends with my best friend's most heinous ex (and she with mine), both of whom we've blocked respectively, so we just have each other check up on them from time to time. All the, er, "benefits" of stalking, with bonus judgement of choices/new girlfriends/new grad school programs.

(Did that make sense? I hope it made sense. I thought it was straightforward until I started actually typing it out, and then, well, you saw what happened.)

Posted on June 14, 2011 at 4:42 pm 1

On Chris Evans in GQ

Edith, I don't want to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made my year. MY YEAR, I SAY.

Posted on June 14, 2011 at 12:15 pm 0

On "You Wanna Pick a Spirit Animal? Pick One That Bleeds"

I get what she's saying, and I agree with the idea that the current dainty little sparrow trend is glamorizing frailty (although raptors are hella badass and also scary), but I really don't like the heteronormativity in her last paragraph about picking an animal with fur like on your boyfriends chest, "god willing". Queer ladies get to pick spirit animals too.

Posted on June 1, 2011 at 1:41 pm 5

On Happy Hour: Spike Your Coffee

@tiny dancer It's the understanding of this once and future barista that iced coffee costs more because the plastic cups are more expensive than the paper cups hot coffee is served in. It still drives me crazy when I buy iced coffee, even knowing that, and I drink that ish by the gallon.

Posted on May 25, 2011 at 12:03 pm 0