The issue is that the Riddell NFL Pink Breast Cancer Awareness Mini Speed Helmet is pink, a color that is decidedly unfit for my Cleveland Browns Woman Cave.
YESSSSS. This whole post knocked me out but the last paragraph was just too much. I'm converting our guestroom into a Niner's Nation Women's Cave. Do you think I could get Colin Kaepernick wallpaper?
On How to Mount a TV When You Have No Boyfriend, No Prospects, and Lack the Shamelessness Required to Ask for Help
That second drill was probably actually a driver, and might have come with some sockets (or maybe not, for $80). Driver and sockets combined form... ELECTRIC WRENCH OF POWERAWESOMO! Anyway, buy a socket set for your electric driver!
What an incredible piece of student journalism! I did not attend a college with a greek system, but the system at UA seems very unique to me - read up on The Machine (more), which is a long-standing name for a semi-secret organization of "traditionally"-white fraternities and sororities on the UA campus. The Crimson White's reporting on The Machine in the last few years seems like the kind of journalism we need more of in this country.
@Slutface I can't stop watching it. It's like one of those parasites that attaches inside a fish's mouth and eats their tongue, but then becomes their tongue. It has a mind of it's own.
Oh god, that was 13 years ago? I think that was the first VMAs where I actually followed pop music and was heavily invested in both MTV and in pop acts.
@Briony Fields I got a high school class ring, and on one side is has a musical staff (I pretty much stopped playing violin the day I graduated high school) and the other side is a glowing cross on a hill (yeah... that didn't last much longer). I would love to wear my class ring but now it sort of represents how damn earnest I was and how I thought I would be the same forever.
@muddgirl ALSO the highlight of my senior year was when my good friend on the school newspaper put ME in her goodbye editorial! My name in the paper!
My parents took my senior portrait in our underlit living room (in college, someone told me to my face, "Oh thank GOD, from your lookbook photo I thought you were PSYCHO!") and me and my best friend traded senior quotes (In that she "quoted" me and I "quoted" her). So yeah, basically I was Over It.
@Li'l Sebastian Like a lot of Texas Democrats (most, even), Davis supports "responsible, safe" fracking. She's introduced several bills over the past few years that deal with minimizing the damage of fracking, such as requiring companies to put inert "tracer chemicals" in their waste water to make identifying contamination easier, and requiring them to use certain forms of waste water transportation to cut down on road traffic and truck pollution.
@rabbitrabbit The meaning of a litotes is still, generally, the meaning of the words. It's emphasis, not negation. So the comment still implies that you don't care, and then you go on to prove that you DO care. It's OK to care! It's OK to have strong feelings about pet peeves!