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On What My Mom Wishes I Was Blogging About

Noooooooo! NO ONE likes Mixology!

Or at least, they shouldn't.

I watched ~3 minutes of it when it premiered, and then had to turn it off because it was so rapey and trope-filled that I couldna take it any more.

Not a show for moms! Or anyone!

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 12:44 pm 0

On Your Trusty Guest Bloggers

@Lauren_O'Neal You may, for example, tell everyone how many baby carrots you would feed this Special Puggle™ per day, and how many tummy scratches you would give him.

Certain interested puggle parties would be like to know this information.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:50 pm 1

On Your Trusty Guest Bloggers

@Lauren_O'Neal You have my permish, is what I'm saying.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:32 pm 1

On Your Trusty Guest Bloggers

@Lauren_O'Neal You may not have a pet, BUT I KNOW FOR SURE that a Special Puggle™ lives in your heart, and you may tell everyone about him.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:32 pm 1

On Which of the "Three Personality Regions" in America Fits You Best?

@cuminafterall And it doesn't look to be stealing any Native American sacred symbols, unlike New Mexico ಠ_ಠ.

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 11:54 am 1

On Which of the "Three Personality Regions" in America Fits You Best?

It placed this New England-born, Austin transplant in NEBRASKA.

FUCK Nebraska (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻.

(Welp, there's the "tempermental, uninhibited" New England background showing.)

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 11:26 am 1

On Friday Open Thread

@Ellie Congrats! This sounds so lovely, and it sounds like you're in a much better place than you were with that other guy that you wrote about in some long-ago FOTs.

Just an internet-stranger's opinion, but I don't think that asking him to the concert in January needs to wait until December. I mean, he's your boyfriend, right? You've been dating for seven months, you said. I think that's more than enough time to ask someone to go to a concert that's happening 3.5 months from now.

So happy things are going well in your relationship, and I hope things start to get better at work!

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 6:59 pm 0

On The Glittery Fountain In the Sky, Staying Closeted For Your Career, and Lesbian FOMO

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

[flings bisexual glitter, counts self lucky to be one of your friends]

Posted on October 15, 2013 at 3:28 pm 13

On The Health Care Pie

@Olympic Hopeful But noooooooooooooooooo, let's NOT reform healthcare!

(voice drips so heavily with sarcasm that wee_ramekin slips in it, falls, cracks self [And there is no Obamacare for pots de crème. :( What a crock. {There is also no Obamacare for terrible puns.}])

Posted on October 3, 2013 at 3:34 pm 7

On The Health Care Pie

The "Did You Fucking Know That Pregnancy Could Be Considered a 'Pre-Existing Condition' Before Obamacare, Are You Fucking Kidding Me With This Shit" Act?

Posted on October 3, 2013 at 3:08 pm 15