On Friday Bargain Bin: Festival Edition

@QuiteAimable I used to do this, too, but I bought these: http://www.39dollarglasses.com/3299_Black.html and had the lenses tinted and they are awesome! My peripherals really appreciate the reduction of plastic.

Posted on April 13, 2012 at 12:38 pm 0

On The Legacy of Leon Leonwood Bean

@sarabara I'm guessing this is in reference to Linda Bean's crazy conservative ways: http://www.nytimes.com/1992/07/27/us/heiress-to-ll-bean-champions-conservatism-in-race-for-congress.html

LL Bean doesn't care about gay people! (Despite every lesbian stereotype ever!)

Posted on January 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: Fair Is Fair – Get Rid of Your Ladies, Seriously, They Are Revolting

My mom taught me that Fels Naptha soap is the best thing to get blood stains out. It's the one cleaning product that I always have on hand (in a ziploc baggie, just like mom!). It's usually available in the laundry isle at the grocery store: http://www.felsnaptha.com/

Posted on November 10, 2011 at 12:20 pm 1

On Ask a Clean Person: Behind the Bleachie

@cmonster I almost bought Qream for a party, but I figured there would be no other 'pinners there and everyone would just think I was gross.

Posted on October 28, 2011 at 1:06 pm 0

On Let's All Make...

I already bought a sparkly spider with plans to make a fascinator. Yay for instructions and not just haphazardly gluing lace and feathers to my head!

Posted on October 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm 0

On The Best Time I Found Out I Had HPV

The best part of HPV for me is that I started at a new dentist when it was all happening. I filled out the forms and indicated that I had an STD and said it was HPV. Now my patient file has a giant "MEDICAL ALERT" sticker on it like I am going to facefuck the hygenist and give her oral cancer.

Posted on September 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm 7

On The Best Time I Found Out I Had HPV

@maevemealone LEEP is when they cut out the infected portions of your cervix with an electrified loop of wire. It is about as pleasant as it sounds.

Posted on September 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm 0

On Dating Ethics, Drink-Legs, and Smell Interference

@annierebekah yesss, that is my vibe of choice as well.

Posted on September 9, 2011 at 1:47 pm 0

On More Terrifying Than Roller Derby

@cosmia Yes! Do it! I started derby after a breakup, and it's the best thing I ever did (just find yourself a Hufflepuff league as amirite suggests).

Posted on August 4, 2011 at 11:42 am 0

On Newlywed Portraits

@Marzipan I know half of #40! She is awesome, but I am out of touch and don't know her partner. :(

Posted on July 25, 2011 at 2:54 pm 0