@QuiteAimable I used to do this, too, but I bought these: http://www.39dollarglasses.com/3299_Black.html and had the lenses tinted and they are awesome! My peripherals really appreciate the reduction of plastic.
@sarabara I'm guessing this is in reference to Linda Bean's crazy conservative ways: http://www.nytimes.com/1992/07/27/us/heiress-to-ll-bean-champions-conservatism-in-race-for-congress.html
LL Bean doesn't care about gay people! (Despite every lesbian stereotype ever!)
My mom taught me that Fels Naptha soap is the best thing to get blood stains out. It's the one cleaning product that I always have on hand (in a ziploc baggie, just like mom!). It's usually available in the laundry isle at the grocery store: http://www.felsnaptha.com/
@cmonster I almost bought Qream for a party, but I figured there would be no other 'pinners there and everyone would just think I was gross.
I already bought a sparkly spider with plans to make a fascinator. Yay for instructions and not just haphazardly gluing lace and feathers to my head!
The best part of HPV for me is that I started at a new dentist when it was all happening. I filled out the forms and indicated that I had an STD and said it was HPV. Now my patient file has a giant "MEDICAL ALERT" sticker on it like I am going to facefuck the hygenist and give her oral cancer.
@maevemealone LEEP is when they cut out the infected portions of your cervix with an electrified loop of wire. It is about as pleasant as it sounds.
@annierebekah yesss, that is my vibe of choice as well.
@cosmia Yes! Do it! I started derby after a breakup, and it's the best thing I ever did (just find yourself a Hufflepuff league as amirite suggests).
@Marzipan I know half of #40! She is awesome, but I am out of touch and don't know her partner. :(