On When You're Unemployed

This was not my experience. Granted, I live in Portland, and Things are Different Here (tm), but upon finding myself unemployed, I entered a period I like to think of as my early-thwenties, in which sent all of my time testing the limits of my liver, floating down a river, floating down a river while drinking, using my food stamps to throw vegetarian BBQs, and generally pretending that I was 21 instead of 31. It was the best 9 months of my life, and I would give anything to become a lady of leisure once more.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 5:44 pm 2