@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose - -White Between The Eyes, or something like that - I shit you not, an interview with Ron White
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I also illustrated a sales sheet for a Summer Package with a stock photo of a dude in Speedos
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose at my publication we measure editorial content in inches, so when my boss told my other boss "[Editor-in-chief] has 1300 inches" I blurted out "That's what it says in the ladies room" without even thinking.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose hahaha you are my kinda gal. a friend of mine was worried about crocheting in public versus being able to pick up dudes and I was like "but, think of all the double entendres about being good with your hands!"
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose dude I am in awe of your willpower and intestinal fortitude (aka guts)!
@StandardTuber oh my god seriously fuck that shit. he needs carbs, iron and calcium for his bones and body and fats to grow his wee brain.
@iceberg also I forgot the girls have a boyfriend at school. Apparently they fight over who gets to sit next to him. They are not even 3 years old yet.
The Diva, upon wearing a ruffled t-shirt and red plaid skirt:
[looks down at self]: "I'm a princess!"
[runs over to her brother] "Look!" [holds out skirt and dances a little bit to show it off]
[arrives at daycare, stands expectantly in front of teacher waiting for compliments]
She's going to be trouble.
We cut the feet out of the Diva's and the Clown's flannel footie PJs to make them last a bit longer, but Dimples (formerly known as the Quiet One) is having nnone of that and EVERY NIGHT as we put her footie PJs on she says "Don't cut them! Don't cut them!"
The Clown, my last holdout, has finally started potty training for real. He still has a lot of accidents if we don't remind him to go all the time, but he has volunteered "Mummy, I need to piss!" quite a few times as well, so we are making progress!
Next stop, getting rid of diapers at nap and night time.
Fuck I hate diapers.
I found this unutterably fascinating and I would love to hang out with this lady, she seems awesome. I am an avowed atheist, but this religion actually appeals to me the way you describe it. (not giving up crab tho sorry)
Oh this is so great! Great idea for a series and awesome first subjects!