@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I think he sounds sweet! well done you :)
This week with the Bergy Bits:
The Diva already calls The Clown "Boy" - "Stop that, boy!" "Eat your breakfast, boy!" - but the other morning she literally stood on top of him. I may be raising a misandrist.
Dimples is pretty adamant that she wants to see the dinosaurs the next time we go to the zoo. I tried explaining "Honey, they don't have dinosaurs at the zoo", but she just glowered and shouted at me "I see dinosaurs at zoo!"
Bergy Bits vocab:
"It's too fit!" - it's too small and doesn't fit.
"It's too reach!" - It's too far away, I can't reach it.
"It's too stick!" - these French fries are unfit for toddler consumption.
"Diva, do you need fresh socks? You wore those ones yesterday."
"Yeah! They stinky! And smell like poop. It's nasty!"
@j-i-a I've been having comment problems for a while, sometimes you just have to re-log-in and the comments appear/re-appear.
This week with the Bergy Bits
"[Dimples], a face made out of letters is an emoticon."
"Can you say 'emoticon'?"
"No I can't! ... I gotta go."
"Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah
Up above so high
Like a diamond inna sky
Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah"
"Alouette" as sung by Dimples & Diva:
Sonnez les mah-teen-uh, sonnez les mah-teen-uh
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong"
(come on, they know two French songs, that's pretty good!)
Dimples, advancing on The Clown, brandishing a large spoon: "I'm gonna CUT you!"
"[Clown], say "I'm a bossy boots!""
"I'm a bossy poop!"
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose - -White Between The Eyes, or something like that - I shit you not, an interview with Ron White
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I also illustrated a sales sheet for a Summer Package with a stock photo of a dude in Speedos
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose at my publication we measure editorial content in inches, so when my boss told my other boss "[Editor-in-chief] has 1300 inches" I blurted out "That's what it says in the ladies room" without even thinking.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose hahaha you are my kinda gal. a friend of mine was worried about crocheting in public versus being able to pick up dudes and I was like "but, think of all the double entendres about being good with your hands!"
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose dude I am in awe of your willpower and intestinal fortitude (aka guts)!
@StandardTuber oh my god seriously fuck that shit. he needs carbs, iron and calcium for his bones and body and fats to grow his wee brain.