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@IROTOTRose I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU NOW LET US MARRY AND EAT RIBS TOGETHER.

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 6:07 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I think he sounds sweet! well done you :)

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:58 pm 0

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This week with the Bergy Bits:

The Diva already calls The Clown "Boy" - "Stop that, boy!" "Eat your breakfast, boy!" - but the other morning she literally stood on top of him. I may be raising a misandrist.

Dimples is pretty adamant that she wants to see the dinosaurs the next time we go to the zoo. I tried explaining "Honey, they don't have dinosaurs at the zoo", but she just glowered and shouted at me "I see dinosaurs at zoo!"

Bergy Bits vocab:
"It's too fit!" - it's too small and doesn't fit.
"It's too reach!" - It's too far away, I can't reach it.
"It's too stick!" - these French fries are unfit for toddler consumption.

This morning:

"Diva, do you need fresh socks? You wore those ones yesterday."

"Yeah! They stinky! And smell like poop. It's nasty!"

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm 10

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@j-i-a I've been having comment problems for a while, sometimes you just have to re-log-in and the comments appear/re-appear.

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm 2

On Friday Open Thread

This week with the Bergy Bits

"[Dimples], a face made out of letters is an emoticon."
"Nemoticon."
"Can you say 'emoticon'?"
"No I can't! ... I gotta go."

"Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah
Up above so high
Like a diamond inna sky
Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah"
-Diva

"Alouette" as sung by Dimples & Diva:
"ED-oo-wet, ED-oo-wet
Sonnez les mah-teen-uh, sonnez les mah-teen-uh
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong"

(come on, they know two French songs, that's pretty good!)

Dimples, advancing on The Clown, brandishing a large spoon: "I'm gonna CUT you!"

"[Clown], say "I'm a bossy boots!""
"I'm a bossy poop!"

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:06 pm 6

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@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose - -White Between The Eyes, or something like that - I shit you not, an interview with Ron White

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:27 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I also illustrated a sales sheet for a Summer Package with a stock photo of a dude in Speedos

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:06 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose at my publication we measure editorial content in inches, so when my boss told my other boss "[Editor-in-chief] has 1300 inches" I blurted out "That's what it says in the ladies room" without even thinking.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:05 pm 2

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@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose hahaha you are my kinda gal. a friend of mine was worried about crocheting in public versus being able to pick up dudes and I was like "but, think of all the double entendres about being good with your hands!"

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:40 pm 1

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@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose dude I am in awe of your willpower and intestinal fortitude (aka guts)!

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 3:44 pm 0