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@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I think he sounds sweet! well done you :)

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:58 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

This week with the Bergy Bits:

The Diva already calls The Clown "Boy" - "Stop that, boy!" "Eat your breakfast, boy!" - but the other morning she literally stood on top of him. I may be raising a misandrist.

Dimples is pretty adamant that she wants to see the dinosaurs the next time we go to the zoo. I tried explaining "Honey, they don't have dinosaurs at the zoo", but she just glowered and shouted at me "I see dinosaurs at zoo!"

Bergy Bits vocab:
"It's too fit!" - it's too small and doesn't fit.
"It's too reach!" - It's too far away, I can't reach it.
"It's too stick!" - these French fries are unfit for toddler consumption.

This morning:

"Diva, do you need fresh socks? You wore those ones yesterday."

"Yeah! They stinky! And smell like poop. It's nasty!"

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm 10

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@j-i-a I've been having comment problems for a while, sometimes you just have to re-log-in and the comments appear/re-appear.

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm 2

On Friday Open Thread

This week with the Bergy Bits

"[Dimples], a face made out of letters is an emoticon."
"Nemoticon."
"Can you say 'emoticon'?"
"No I can't! ... I gotta go."

"Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah
Up above so high
Like a diamond inna sky
Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah"
-Diva

"Alouette" as sung by Dimples & Diva:
"ED-oo-wet, ED-oo-wet
Sonnez les mah-teen-uh, sonnez les mah-teen-uh
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong"

(come on, they know two French songs, that's pretty good!)

Dimples, advancing on The Clown, brandishing a large spoon: "I'm gonna CUT you!"

"[Clown], say "I'm a bossy boots!""
"I'm a bossy poop!"

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:06 pm 6

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@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose - -White Between The Eyes, or something like that - I shit you not, an interview with Ron White

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:27 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I also illustrated a sales sheet for a Summer Package with a stock photo of a dude in Speedos

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:06 pm 1

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@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose at my publication we measure editorial content in inches, so when my boss told my other boss "[Editor-in-chief] has 1300 inches" I blurted out "That's what it says in the ladies room" without even thinking.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:05 pm 2

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@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose hahaha you are my kinda gal. a friend of mine was worried about crocheting in public versus being able to pick up dudes and I was like "but, think of all the double entendres about being good with your hands!"

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:40 pm 1

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@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose dude I am in awe of your willpower and intestinal fortitude (aka guts)!

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 3:44 pm 0

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@StandardTuber oh my god seriously fuck that shit. he needs carbs, iron and calcium for his bones and body and fats to grow his wee brain.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 3:26 pm 3