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On Thank You, Dinosaur Erotica

We've missed you Edith. Oh man, I really want to read some of these now, but don't want it on my work Google history? DILEMMA.

Posted on December 27, 2013 at 1:43 pm 1

On The Best and Last Time My Mother Subblogged Me

Moms. Oh Rebecca! This was twisty and hit me right in the guts, well done.

Posted on December 27, 2013 at 10:32 am 2

On Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose <3 U YES LET'S

Posted on December 23, 2013 at 11:30 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose maybe i should send you a dozen bacon roses ;)

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 8:15 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Rose I can't believe my declaration of love was too subtle for you! *sigh*

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 8:15 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@IROTOTRose I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU NOW LET US MARRY AND EAT RIBS TOGETHER.

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 6:07 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I think he sounds sweet! well done you :)

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:58 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

This week with the Bergy Bits:

The Diva already calls The Clown "Boy" - "Stop that, boy!" "Eat your breakfast, boy!" - but the other morning she literally stood on top of him. I may be raising a misandrist.

Dimples is pretty adamant that she wants to see the dinosaurs the next time we go to the zoo. I tried explaining "Honey, they don't have dinosaurs at the zoo", but she just glowered and shouted at me "I see dinosaurs at zoo!"

Bergy Bits vocab:
"It's too fit!" - it's too small and doesn't fit.
"It's too reach!" - It's too far away, I can't reach it.
"It's too stick!" - these French fries are unfit for toddler consumption.

This morning:

"Diva, do you need fresh socks? You wore those ones yesterday."

"Yeah! They stinky! And smell like poop. It's nasty!"

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm 10

On Friday Open Thread

@j-i-a I've been having comment problems for a while, sometimes you just have to re-log-in and the comments appear/re-appear.

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm 2

On Friday Open Thread

This week with the Bergy Bits

"[Dimples], a face made out of letters is an emoticon."
"Nemoticon."
"Can you say 'emoticon'?"
"No I can't! ... I gotta go."

"Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah
Up above so high
Like a diamond inna sky
Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah"
-Diva

"Alouette" as sung by Dimples & Diva:
"ED-oo-wet, ED-oo-wet
Sonnez les mah-teen-uh, sonnez les mah-teen-uh
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong"

(come on, they know two French songs, that's pretty good!)

Dimples, advancing on The Clown, brandishing a large spoon: "I'm gonna CUT you!"

"[Clown], say "I'm a bossy boots!""
"I'm a bossy poop!"

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:06 pm 6