On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@The Lady of Shalott To tell a lie successfully you have to believe the lie. Like, you have to tell yourself the lie in your head and make it true for yourself before you can tell the other person. I'm shit at lying unless it's a really important self-preservation situation and then I'm fucking psychotically good at it.
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@Hellcat My husband claims that I do this but he is wrong, it really did happen to meeeeeee!
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On Three Deviled Eggs
@boyofdestiny your adorable typo makes me want to make a hangover hip-hop compilation album called Pickled Beats.
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On Three Deviled Eggs
@cosmia I call dibs on the bacon one.
As an aside, y'all, I ate my first bacon-wrapped sea scallop last night (and then my second through eighth). I texted my husband to tell him I was eating meat wrapped in other meat. I think I can die happy now.
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On Three Deviled Eggs
...and where was this trio of eggs purchased?
also pre-boiled eggs? That sounds like a recipe for food poisoning.
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On Absolute Transparency, or Love in the Time of Google
@WaityKatie UGHHHHHH that is awful!
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On Tetherball Continues to Wait for Her Opportunity
@parallel-lines HOW DARE YOU MADAM. THIS WILL NOT STAND!
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On Tetherball Continues to Wait for Her Opportunity
@teebs Red Light Green Light (the sneaking up / freezing game)
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On Tetherball Continues to Wait for Her Opportunity
@Reginal T. Squirge me too!!!
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@ThisLittlePiggy Your daguhter Peggy will be the most adorable little chub with two curly pigtails tied with ribbons!