We've missed you Edith. Oh man, I really want to read some of these now, but don't want it on my work Google history? DILEMMA.
Moms. Oh Rebecca! This was twisty and hit me right in the guts, well done.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose <3 U YES LET'S
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose maybe i should send you a dozen bacon roses ;)
@Rose I can't believe my declaration of love was too subtle for you! *sigh*
@IROTOTRose I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU NOW LET US MARRY AND EAT RIBS TOGETHER.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I think he sounds sweet! well done you :)
This week with the Bergy Bits:
The Diva already calls The Clown "Boy" - "Stop that, boy!" "Eat your breakfast, boy!" - but the other morning she literally stood on top of him. I may be raising a misandrist.
Dimples is pretty adamant that she wants to see the dinosaurs the next time we go to the zoo. I tried explaining "Honey, they don't have dinosaurs at the zoo", but she just glowered and shouted at me "I see dinosaurs at zoo!"
Bergy Bits vocab:
"It's too fit!" - it's too small and doesn't fit.
"It's too reach!" - It's too far away, I can't reach it.
"It's too stick!" - these French fries are unfit for toddler consumption.
"Diva, do you need fresh socks? You wore those ones yesterday."
"Yeah! They stinky! And smell like poop. It's nasty!"
@j-i-a I've been having comment problems for a while, sometimes you just have to re-log-in and the comments appear/re-appear.
This week with the Bergy Bits
"[Dimples], a face made out of letters is an emoticon."
"Can you say 'emoticon'?"
"No I can't! ... I gotta go."
"Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah
Up above so high
Like a diamond inna sky
Twinkle little stah
Have a what you ah"
"Alouette" as sung by Dimples & Diva:
Sonnez les mah-teen-uh, sonnez les mah-teen-uh
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong"
(come on, they know two French songs, that's pretty good!)
Dimples, advancing on The Clown, brandishing a large spoon: "I'm gonna CUT you!"
"[Clown], say "I'm a bossy boots!""
"I'm a bossy poop!"