Robert Coover - The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop.
Should I mention she also did it out of territoriality because I told her I had enjoyed another woman's Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes and that she should STEP UP HER GAME?
Let me clear up what you were all wondering about: I was the friend she was babbling at.
The real question is why nobody made fun of David Foster Wallace for publishing a story about this twelve years ago.
@Blacktress: please stop telling people that I told you I was Australian; it's embarrassing for both of us.
As far as I know, there has never been a majority that is treated ... like a minority.
Nelson Mandela will see you in his office now.
Suicide, "Frankie Teardrop."