I'm not like other girls...I'm Vincent Adultman.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) Even though I'm a die-hard New Yorker, I think Montreal Bagels are better. Apparently there's a place in NYC that does Montreal-style bagels, but I haven't gotten to try it yet.
Now, I'm imagining Gina Torres captaining a spaceship that provides reproductive healthcare to women on far-flung planets.
The Abortion Avengers? Guardians of the Gynecologist? I'd watch that movie.
I feel like if someone wrote a book or made a movie on a character based on Tavi Gevinson, nobody would believe it. A style icon at 12, a publishing mogul at 14 and a Broadway actress at 18. I mean, I love her, but I'm also a little bit scared of her.
@or Elsa! Oh man, that is way too passive-aggressive!
Moaning Myrtle: The very sad, very weepy ex who still sends long tortured emails months after the break up. All this after you only went on 5 dates.
The White Lady: Sends a wildly elaborate wedding invitation to your parent's address (you haven't spoken in YEARS) to make sure you know how great they are doing.
What? Howie was the best Backstreet Boy.
Also, One Direction sucks. Except for Zayn. Zayyyyyn.
Galactic Rabbit just looked into my SOUL.
Living in LA is like walking into a room and forgetting why you went in there in the first place. Not in a bad way!