On What Is Making Couples So Mad?

@boyofdestiny the worst fights are about "having sex" (taking out the trash)

Posted on May 20, 2011 at 11:44 am 2

On Hairpin Meetup: The Recap

Thanks for the party. I didn't encounter even one not nice person.

Posted on May 20, 2011 at 11:37 am 0

On What Is Making Couples So Mad?

@Olivia2.0 Maybe these are euphemisms. We all know what "closing cupboard doors" actually means.

Posted on May 20, 2011 at 11:25 am 0

On We're Cheating, We're Having Our Period, and We Hate Your Clothes

this just got Rumsfeldian

As we know,
There are known couples.
There are couples we know we know.
We also know
There are unknown couples.
That is to say
We know there are some couples
We do not know.
But there are also unknown non-couples,
The ones we don't know
Are not couples.

Posted on December 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm 2

On Cat Is Like, "Whyyy Can't I Fit My Head in This Stupid Bottle?"

who said that, Johnny Catran?

Posted on December 7, 2010 at 1:37 am 0

On The Worst Makeout Mixtape Ever

For some reason I once tried to put on James Taylor's Greatest Hits and the girl vetoed it, saying it was "too parental."

Posted on November 15, 2010 at 3:04 pm 0