For one thing, that is a HELL of a hook. And the lead singer, though certainly resembling a bewigged weimeraner, has some vocal swagger. But I agree the song is nonsensical (how is "I'm gonna marry her anyway" not infinitely more rude?) and offensively retrograde in its concept of gender norms.
Whatever the marketing, apple cider (and apple jack) is a very AMERICAN beverage! http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2011/02/the-cider-press-the-lost-american-beverage.html