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Miss Zarves

Miss Zarves teaches class on the 19th story. There is no 19th story. There is no Miss Zarves.

On Talking to Strangers

@wasabi peas I feel that. I have one of those really generic faces where people either never remember me or think I'm someone else (usually their neighbor's granddaughter's friend or something equally obscure) so I never know what to do when I know that someone doesn't remember where they've seen me before. Also I have chronic BitchFace, which probably doesn't help. I've found that being overly friendly to those acquaintances in a way that makes them feel bad for not remembering me seems to work ok, but why can't I just have a distinguishing feature?!

Posted on November 22, 2011 at 11:04 am 0

On Saying it Doesn't Make it True

@Ophelia THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm 4

On Saying it Doesn't Make it True

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Science can't explain that!

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 4:07 pm 6

On Amusingly Horrible Things Bosses Have Said: The Bracket

@dracula's ghost I adore that movie, and will rock your socks off singing that song in karaoke.

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 2:53 pm 1

On Amusingly Horrible Things Bosses Have Said: The Bracket

On a serious note, if anyone is having trouble at work or wants to know what their rights as an employee are, you should call 9to5's helpline: 1-800-522-0925. They're a pretty bad-ass organization that fights for working women's rights and policies like paid sick leave (so you don't get fired if your kid gets sick). They can answer any questions about sexual harassment, pregnancy discrimination, not receiving a last paycheck, etc.

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 2:45 pm 15

On You & RJD2, Alone in a Room, Wires Everywhere

Yes. Yes it does. In fact, the album "Magnificent City" w/ Aceyalone and RJD2 is equally good to listen to while sexxing and running (but not at the same time. or, maybe).

Posted on October 11, 2011 at 2:09 pm 0

On Save the Date, Minneapolis: October 19

@ormaisonogrande sounds like y'all are a bunch of duckracists! Picking on another duck just because they're not red or polka-dotted. Here across the river, we choose to feel superior over other species.

Posted on October 7, 2011 at 4:59 pm 1

On Save the Date, Minneapolis: October 19

I'm not from the twin cities, but I do have some hardcore love for Dessa and you all should too.

Posted on October 7, 2011 at 4:43 pm 0

On Save the Date, Minneapolis: October 19

I propose a discussion topic for this Meetup: MN is the only place in the world where the game is "duck duck grey duck." Why?

Posted on October 7, 2011 at 3:39 pm 0

On Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

The dress is sold out :( But I would still like to know what sensible and lovely things Jane Marie would wear with it if she were a Wisconsin girl like myself.

I am totally one of those people who don't know how to dress myself, so I wear full outfits that people on the internet put together, and then accept compliments without giving proper acknowledgment.

Posted on October 7, 2011 at 12:59 pm 1