Okay, so hormonal birth control gives me blood clots that could easily kill me. So ethically wouldn't it make more sense for my husband to have more birth control options since I imagine he'd choose "mood changes" over "dead wife" in the side effects sweepstakes?
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@frigwiggin I would love to have arrogant breasts. I think mine are just vaguely condescending.
Inappropriate giggle-fits at funerals are a Razor family tradition on my mother's side. Considering what a crappy childhood she and her ten (yup, TEN) siblings had, it seems only fair that they can find hilarity in anything.
Oh man, unhappy children should not make me laugh that hard. There's a lot of shrieking and crying on both sides whenever I have to grease up my daughter.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I just teared up! CONGRATULATIONS!
@Homestar Runner It's probably part of a holy festival celebration. Image search it for more colorful awesomeness!
@Scandyhoovian That's a good one!
My daughter painted (ok, "painted") a mug for my husband and I bought him some fancy, artisanal rum to put in it. I'm stumped for my dad, though. I may just bring him a box go goodies from Flour.
What's everyone getting for the dad-types in their lives?
@Amphora As self-appointed unofficial secretary of same, I second the motion.
The thing I love about him is that in a day and age of celebs being micromanaged to stay on brand at all times and never say anything even vaguely objectionable, Kanye is running around letting his id run the show.
I honestly do not care whether he's a good or bad person. He entertains me, and that's all I ask for.