Daisy Razor

Daisy Razor

Writer, mother, Amazon queen. Fan of the Red Sox, eating, and sales racks.

On Why There's Still No Birth Control Pill for Men

Okay, so hormonal birth control gives me blood clots that could easily kill me. So ethically wouldn't it make more sense for my husband to have more birth control options since I imagine he'd choose "mood changes" over "dead wife" in the side effects sweepstakes?

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 1:18 pm 10

On Manly Me

@frigwiggin I would love to have arrogant breasts. I think mine are just vaguely condescending.

Posted on July 19, 2013 at 11:19 am 6

On Is Great-Grandma R. Kelly?!

Inappropriate giggle-fits at funerals are a Razor family tradition on my mother's side. Considering what a crappy childhood she and her ten (yup, TEN) siblings had, it seems only fair that they can find hilarity in anything.

Posted on July 8, 2013 at 2:25 pm 1

On Babies and Sunscreen

Oh man, unhappy children should not make me laugh that hard. There's a lot of shrieking and crying on both sides whenever I have to grease up my daughter.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 12:51 pm 4

On Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I just teared up! CONGRATULATIONS!

Posted on June 29, 2013 at 12:31 pm 0


@Homestar Runner It's probably part of a holy festival celebration. Image search it for more colorful awesomeness!

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 11:55 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Scandyhoovian That's a good one!

My daughter painted (ok, "painted") a mug for my husband and I bought him some fancy, artisanal rum to put in it. I'm stumped for my dad, though. I may just bring him a box go goodies from Flour.

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 4:47 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

Sample Sale: Dad Stuff

What's everyone getting for the dad-types in their lives?

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 4:13 pm 0

On Who Wears Denim Underwear?

@Amphora As self-appointed unofficial secretary of same, I second the motion.

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 12:06 pm 1

On Kanye on Kanye

The thing I love about him is that in a day and age of celebs being micromanaged to stay on brand at all times and never say anything even vaguely objectionable, Kanye is running around letting his id run the show.

I honestly do not care whether he's a good or bad person. He entertains me, and that's all I ask for.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 12:39 pm 7