On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic penis.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 11:06 am 41

On First Phone Photos: A Time Capsule, Part Two

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose thank you <3 she was! she did not understand guitar hero, though.

Posted on November 16, 2012 at 1:34 pm 0

On First Phone Photos: A Time Capsule, Part Two

@fabel that's my nana and my brother! my nana died this summer (the pic is from 2007) so it is extra special to me now.

Posted on November 16, 2012 at 1:20 pm 2

On First Phone Photos: A Time Capsule, Part Two

@stuffisthings 14th and u? i recognize it too! (not my photo though)

Posted on November 16, 2012 at 11:14 am 0

On Are You Sure You Know How to Wash Your Face?

@shadowkitty me too! i think maybe the trick is that you don't splash up a whole handful of water -- just kind of extra-damp palms. it occasionally gets a little splashy but i've never had to wipe my arms/elbows/the floor...

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm 0

On What Are You Doing Tomorrow?

@Countess Maritza Depending on where you actually live now, you may be able to vote in person anyway! Most/all states (I think) let you cast a "provisional ballot" even if you're not registered, you probably just need proof of address and to sign a statement vowing you didn't vote anywhere else. I live in DC and my boyfriend early-voted that way this weekend. (My perm-address is still in Colorado so I am holding onto that swing state status for dear life).

Posted on November 5, 2012 at 8:14 pm 0

On Our Pregnant Week

@Ophelia Seconded. Thank you so much for sharing this.

Posted on October 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm 0

On Sitting and Smoking

Also, my friend knows some people that once did a "24" marathon that included an ACTUAL MARATHON. Like they would watch one episode of "24", run a mile, watch one episode, run a mile, etc. For 24 hours.

Posted on October 18, 2012 at 9:57 am 1

On Sitting and Smoking

@professionalmess yessssss. let's also talk a lot about "training." "oh, i'm doing a half [season] this weekend, then a long run [of episodes] next week, and then pacing myself [with sitcoms] right before the big race [of tv]."

Posted on October 18, 2012 at 9:53 am 1

On Famous People I Thought I Saw on the Street, But It Wasn’t Them at All

@redheaded&crazie I saw ACTUAL Emma Watson once! ...but only because I sprinted across campus to where I knew she was. My friend had gotten a text that EW was taking a tour of our school (this is when she was originally looking at US colleges) and we literally ran out our door and over to the quad she was touring, and then we had to stand awkwardly and pretend we were waiting for a "friend" to come out of a random doorway while we actually stared at her and some tour guide telling her about a statue.

Then later that weekend I saw Daniel Radcliffe (in Equus, I only ever see celebrities on purpose because I am terrible at recognizing people) and decided that if I managed to cross paths with Rupert Grint in the next few days I could probably just go ahead and die because that was as good as it was going to get.

Posted on September 13, 2012 at 7:03 pm 0