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By HeyThatsMyBike on Nice to Meet You, Internet

@Mira On it! I will just ask one of my high-powered lady friends in the financial services sector, of which I have many because let's face it, women hold basically all the positions with power and monetary influence in this country, so $6.5mm is kind of a cake walk.

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 2:38 pm 8

By yeah-elle on Nice to Meet You, Internet

I am into carrot juice, The Replacements, and large sweaters into which I can slowly shrink, like a wooly illusion of a melting witch.

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 1:56 pm 11

By Susanna on Nice to Meet You, Internet

So...close...so...close...to...finally understanding what women want, and how it's different to what normal people want.

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 1:50 pm 55

By Russell Borogove@facebook on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly penises, and so does Mindy Metalman, Lenore notices, all of a sudden.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm 4

By highfivesforall on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

"Penis died today."

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:43 pm 3

By RK Fire on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

I have eaten
the penises
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:34 pm 37

By redheaded&crazy on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@wee_ramekin ...

Two penises diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

...

Two penises diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 11:12 am 21

By Kristen on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

"Penis, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul, the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. PE. EN. IS.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 11:07 am 16

By Nicole Cliffe on Friday Open Thread

Thank you, Edith. I wish everyone could start today over again and be safe and loved.

Posted on December 14, 2012 at 2:28 pm 21