On Happy Valentine's Day to my Xanax


Posted on February 17, 2014 at 10:50 pm 0

On The Weekly Scandal-Homeland Showdown: Who Would Vote for Fitz?

Also: WHO IS CARRIE'S BABY DADDY? Is it that random dude? Brody was too long ago, right?


Posted on November 5, 2013 at 3:38 pm 0

On How My Obsession With Furnishing A Future Put Me Nearly $40,000 In Debt

@frumious bandersnatch I took the ending in a different way. My reading of it is why regret something you can't change? I think it's better to accept that you fucked up and be glad the fuck up got you to a better place, which it seems the author did.

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 4:40 pm 0

On How My Obsession With Furnishing A Future Put Me Nearly $40,000 In Debt

@j-i-a YES. I don't want The Hairpin to be filled with "I Suffered The Most" essays. People struggle with all kinds of things, including compulsive shopping. I want to read about it all. Struggle is not a contest.

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 4:38 pm 1

On Six Weeks Alone on the Camino de Santiago Pilgrim Trail

I just did the Camino in June with my dad and sister. (My dad really wanted to do it.) It was more fun than I thought it would be! And I feel no shame in admitting that I sent my bag ahead. That shit was heavy and I didn't feel like carrying it after a few days!

Posted on October 31, 2013 at 10:18 am 1

On The Best Time My Girlfriend’s Baby Tooth Fell Out


Posted on October 1, 2013 at 2:43 pm 0

On The Popularity Pie

Co-sign on all of these.

Posted on September 27, 2013 at 12:09 pm 0

On ScarJo News

That tattoo is so bad it's almost good!

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 1:32 pm 0

On What Happened at the VMAs? As Always, the Answer Is "Everything" and Also "Nothing"

Seriously Miley, keep your hands away from your crotch, please. We get it, you're not a Disney star anymore.

Posted on August 26, 2013 at 10:08 am 5

On What It's Like to Audition for Saturday Night Live

Just the description of Will Ferrell playing with cat toys in his audition made me laugh out loud.

Posted on August 22, 2013 at 10:35 am 1