On Five of Cups
@melis Raise your hand if your 14 year old self used to make monologues out of the text and perform them to herself in the mirror
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On The Facebook Purity Test
@nokittythisismypotpie Me too. My Jesus-friend is a model and frequently thanks God in her status for helping her stay slim. I've also noticed that these tend to be the same people who refer to their significant others as "my rock."
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On Do You Know About Summer Heights High?
@I need a manicure JAY AY APOSTROPHE EM OY EHHH
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On Breaking Up Is Hard for Teens to Do
I got phone-ambushed. My closest frenemy at the time called me and asked me how things were going with my boyfriend. I told her that I didn't like kissing him and I was sick of him trying to hang out with me all summer. At the end of the call, I found out he was on the line, so I figured that wrapped things up. Then, on the first day of school he broke up with me- to which I replied, "I'm pretty sure I broke up with you like a month ago."
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On Thinly-Sourced Childhood Personage Updates
@muffalutta Definitely- I think I went to school with half the cast of Barney, too.
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On Thinly-Sourced Childhood Personage Updates
@vanillawaif Also, the actor who played Joe (who was 17) patted me (11) on the shoulder, so obviously he was going to be my boyfriend. Later when I saw him chatting up one of the other girls, I was FUMING
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On Thinly-Sourced Childhood Personage Updates
I was on an episode of Wishbone, an it turns out he's played by two dog stars, Bear and Soccer.
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On Save the Date, NYC: August 25
@cherrispryte In that case, I'll save my birthday pass in case I fall down and cry.
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On Save the Date, NYC: August 25
This is on my BIRTHDAY!!! Which means I get a pass for getting too drunk and trying to take everyone home with me.
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On The Best Time I Took My Baby to the Emergency Room
I'm a little late to this party, but... one of my worst kid injuries was when I scraped a chunk of skin off my whole right side, from hip to armpit, while climbing out the window- as part of a FAMILY FIRE DRILL my dad made us do. So this shit still happens even when you are trying to account for every possible safety concern. I definitely milked it- I should probably tell my dad not to feel bad about that anymore.