On What I've Learned From My Side Job Critiquing Dick Pics

Omg! I applied for THIS JOB on Craigslist I think....

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On Woman Mistakes Hip-Hop Music for Hostage Situation


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On The Pee Test

"...but who was I to know if people were walking around with tubes of other people's pee in their vaginas?" Hilarious. Great story!

Posted on December 21, 2010 at 11:17 pm 1

On More New York Apartment Stories to Delight, Sadden You

Most of the apartments in that slide show look totally legit. Those people should probably shut up.

Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm 0

On Sarah Palin's Cherished Words and Phrases

Her syntax will never not be baffling.

Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:29 pm 0

On How to Find a Bathroom When There Are No Public Bathrooms

Any college campus. There are bathrooms on every floor. Libraries are everywhere.

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