@OxfordComma - I love the very fact that your name is "OxfordComma". I'd ask you to marry me, but I don't want any kids at all.
@supernintendochalmers Amen! Cheating is bad period, whether you're the one in the relationship or the one outside of it. You are doing a crappy thing to someone else. Is what the person in the relationship is doing crappier than what you are doing? Yes. So what? Being crappy is bad, even if you are less crappy than someone else.
I always found that this stretch my shoes pretty well http://howtofixstuff.blogspot.ca/2012/04/how-to-stretch-shoes.html
This always helped me look good http://howtohacklife101.blogspot.com/2011/02/how-to-tie-tie.html
A lot of these could be solved by not getting pregnant.
I think you are. Quite confused. Must do what. People tell me. Instead of living. The life I could live. I eat salads. So I'm healthy. Therefore I must be happy. Because people say so. But deep inside. Somehow I'm not. Must eat more salad.
I'm glad my girlfriend doesn't like flowers.
Also it's "vulva", not "vagina".