On The Ministry for Boyfriend Review
@Too Much Internet: True! I was definitely picturing a dog (a big dog, probably a mut) and outdoorsy gear.
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On The Ministry for Boyfriend Review
@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher: Really? Who doesn't like a guy in a jeep? I think it's the dudes in polo shirts with popped collars ya gotta look out for.
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On Fantasies, Expiration Dates, and the Vasectomy
@julia: I wish married men were required to wear them when not actively at work with their hands. Or if not, maybe they can wear some other type of brand so we know not to bother checking them out. The ringless married dudes on the make; however, should have to get a different, scumbag-type, label.
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On Nicknames
RICHARD: Sweetheart!
LING: Please don't call me that! I'm not sweet!
RICHARD: Darling?
LING: And not that either. Ever!
RICHARD: Well, we have exchanged affection, can I call you
anything besides Ling?
LING: Sugar. Or honey, pumpkin, anything food. You can call me
food.
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On Escaping, Tipping, and Moving Forward
@paddlepickle & Megoon: I don't mind them in general at fancy retaurants or maybe clubs with ginormous bathrooms, but when they are in a tiny pub bathroom where there is barely room to wash you hands because she's there chatting on the phone, I can't deal. At small restroom venues like that, I sometimes think they aren't real employees, but just someone looking to make a few extra bucks until they are found out.
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On Tom Brady Unable to Carry Entire Patriots Team While Walking in the Sand
@Steph: That show was the best!
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On Tom Brady Unable to Carry Entire Patriots Team While Walking in the Sand
@Steph: I am Gisele!!
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On Friday Open Thread
Veggie burger, nachos, and lots of beer at the bar. Go G-Men!!
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On New Friends, Surprise Babies, and the "Rare Phenomenon"
@The Lady of Shalott: I dig him. He looks naughty.