@MrComment That paragraph didn't even make sense. Italians should run the world because they have perspective? Because they can make suits? What are you even saying? Clarify your writing!
@commanderbanana What’s worse though, tacky plastic surgery or a sweaty mid-life crisis? I somehow don’t think Mr. Bissinger will be FROWING again anytime soon.
I honestly can’t imagine this article being good for Gucci’s brand. I mean, has anyone read this and not felt gross afterwards? He says Gucci so many times in the article I started to dry heave every time I read it. Yick. My brain needs a shower. :/
@frigwiggin Since when is Nike designer?
@Adult Footie Pajamas Um yes as soon as the dying started I was like OMFG HOW DID THEY GET HER TO LOOK LIKE THAT?! Her entire face was swollen! And her giant neck? So horrifying. It kind of reminded me of the first X-Men movie and when that Senator blobbed out and melted right off the table after becoming a mutant. And her hair…there are no words.
@Biketastrophy That is exactly how we met our rescue! All the dogs were barking and going crazy and she was just siting up straight and proper (she has very good posture) and calmly wagging her tail. She also is very tiny but with giant ears and eyes so we are basically like putty in her paws.
@meetapossum My mom had separate paper and handwriting too! But Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy all had the same handwriting so you would think that would have tipped me off. It did not. My mom still signs things as Santa, I think she kind of misses it.
@stonefruit You are certainly not alone in that feeling. Like, I feel like the toy makers had the opportunity to not make him look like he will murder your family and steal your soul, and they chose not to take it. Too dramatic? I don't think so.
Also, a lady in my office was telling me last year that another mom at her kids' school was bragging about all the messes and mischief the "Elf" makes in her house and how the kids think it is sooooo funny. My coworker was like 'wait...so on top of decorating and all the traditional Christmas stuff you do; you also destroy things in your own house, thus creating additional work for yourself? No thanks.' It definitely seems like just additional unnecessary work that invisible elves do not require.
@Blushingflwr I love that!
@hungrybee My personal dislike for the Elf of the Shelf is based solely on his terrifying looks. Like, I await an Elf on Shelf centered horror movie any day now where the Elf is shown to be a homicidal maniac. He haunts my dreams basically.