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On Anna Fitzpatrick, What's Actually In Your Bag Right Now?

Because I'm uninteresting and poor, my purse is full of used tissues, pennies, and old receipts.

Posted on January 16, 2015 at 3:05 pm 0

On Schoolhouse Rock, the Foundation of This Country

We came across Schoolhouse Rock, maybe twice? three times? as kids, when we'd wake up at god-forsakingly early hours to watch cartoons before our parents woke up. Don't belittle conjunction junction, what's your function! I even had an action figure of that little guy!

Posted on January 15, 2015 at 4:53 pm 0

On Famous People It Took Me Way Too Long To Realize Are Not the Same Person

@Emily Wernsdorfer@facebook Oh god yes me too!

Posted on November 26, 2014 at 9:17 am 0

On Things We Need Words For

Flashback to the Fairly Odd Parents: It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!

Posted on November 18, 2014 at 11:36 am 0

On How I Became an Adult Backstreet Boys Fan

I recently bought the mp3 of "I Want it that Way" - Still amazing after all these years.

Posted on August 18, 2014 at 10:45 am 0

On The Best Time I Worked As a Cruise Ship Comedian

Everything about this is great. And now I sorta want to go on a cruise.

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 10:55 am 0

On Please Welcome Haley Mlotek

Welcome Haley!

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 10:54 am 0

On Medical Student Syndrome

I used to proofread medical textbooks and this happened to me all the time. I have cancer! I have AIDS! I have opioid-induced constipation!

Posted on July 8, 2014 at 2:18 pm 0

On Headlines You'll Be Seeing Now That The Nation Is Run By A Witch Cabal

I for one welcome our new witch overlords.

Posted on July 3, 2014 at 9:07 am 0

On Amy Poehler on Love

Stoked it see this movie! ...If I can find it playing anywhere.

Posted on June 30, 2014 at 10:08 am 0