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On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

@Wish YES. I can't believe I forgot the only other part of the song, which (sort of) explains why you are dancing like a chicken.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 5:01 pm 0

On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

@TheLetterL YES! This same song was used at my camp during the LIT show. They would stand in a line and say inside jokes they didn't understand about the counselors. Usually stemming from things we had done drunkenly on days off. This sounds unwholesome but it was PG rated.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 4:54 pm 2

On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

Ooh the other Counselor Favorite to perform at the talent show was Lemme. Overalls must be worn by both.

Girl: What's your name, little boy?
Boy: My name is Lemme.
Girl: Lemme what, little boy?
Boy: Lemme kiss ya.

Boy: What's your name, little girl?
Girl: My name is Ida.
Boy: Ida what, little girl?
Girl: Ida wanna.

(repeat boy's Lemme verse)

Boy: What's your name, little girl?
Girl: My name's Alaska.
Boy: Alaska what, little girl?
Girl: Alaska my mama.

(repeat boy Lemme verse)

Boy: What's your name, little girl?
Girl: My name is Okie.
Boy: Okie what, little girl?
Girl: Okie dokey.

(Chaste kiss.)

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 4:51 pm 3

On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

We had one that you just said "A-roosta-sha" over and over and moved sort of like a chicken. Now that I describe that, it reminds me of Arrested Development.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 4:33 pm 3

On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

@Amphora That's what I thought it was too! And I wasn't even a kid. I worked at sleepover camp until I was 21. Ha.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 4:26 pm 0

On Goodnight, Minibar

I work for one of the brands quoted in the WSJ article quoted in the linked Economist article (woah)and now a lot of our properties stock the minibar only upon guest request. So you'll get an empty fridge, which most business travelers find to be a better amenity.
Telephones will go away long before minibars.

Posted on April 18, 2013 at 2:29 pm 3

On "Do You Know Who You Look Like?"

@wee_ramekin He has exactly the correct amount of chest hair and exactly the wrong amount of pants on.

Posted on February 26, 2013 at 3:16 pm 13

On "Do You Know Who You Look Like?"

@Amardine I am smiley with brown hair, but my eyes are not very big :( I think it's the eyebrows that really do it in my case. And my self satisfied smugness. (Just kidding.)
Hiya, doppelganger by transitive property!

Posted on February 26, 2013 at 2:40 pm 0

On "Do You Know Who You Look Like?"

@theinvisiblecunt As Tina Fey said, if you sit next to me for long enough, my eyebrows will grow straight off my face and onto yours.

Posted on February 26, 2013 at 2:12 pm 2

On "Do You Know Who You Look Like?"

@wee_ramekin I am very upset about this misunderstanding. In order to feel better, I suggest we continue looking at photos of Tim McGraw together.

Posted on February 26, 2013 at 2:09 pm 6