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On Jolie, What's Actually in Your Handbag Right Now?

I have the Housewive's Tarot toooooo!

Posted on November 23, 2011 at 3:01 pm 0

On Sentence Names

I may or may not be dating a Phillip Moore.

Posted on September 22, 2011 at 5:49 pm 0

On Lessons From Personal Obsessions, Presented Chronologically

Spoooky! I watched Annie Hall with a glass of white wine a couple weeks ago!

Posted on September 1, 2011 at 4:53 pm 1

On We Need to Know the Truth About Dental Dams

No! They just seem weird. I mean, I would but...yeah. Do they even like...sell them in places other than the internet? I don't think I've ever actually seen one irl.

Posted on August 29, 2011 at 10:19 am 1

On Your Guide to Disappointing Lesbian Cinema

I would like to nominate Loving Annabelle.

Posted on August 24, 2011 at 1:35 pm 0

On Earthquake OPEN THREAD

I was nannying. The twins didn't even wake up. Their mom called and was all "OMG did the earth open up and swallow the babies? No? Ok, bye!" Then my boyfriend called and told me our pipes burst so now we have three people and three dogs packed into a one-king hotel room. Good times.

Posted on August 23, 2011 at 8:45 pm 0

On Strawberry Qreamsicles

@thebestjasmine I recently had The Worst Sore Throat in the history of the world. My doctor looked at it like he didn't know what it was, declared it tonsillitis AND strep (shocking since I'd had my tonsils out 8 years ago..THEY GREW BACK), and gave me a hug and a prescription for the awesome strawberry liquid. So I guess my advice is to hang out with someone who can regenerate their tonsils?

Posted on August 19, 2011 at 5:00 pm 0

On Face/Off Family

I'm adopted and the figuring out what parts we shared (eww, that sounds weird) was the coolest thing about meeting my birth siblings. My sister even gave me a tip for finding socks that fit our freakishly small feet!

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 4:46 pm 1

On Were You Alive In...

I wasn't.

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm 0

On I'm Changing My Name, Again

I almost married someone with the last name Hale. In Mississippi, that is pronounced "Hayell" which is the same way they pronounce "Hell." Add to that the way they say my name and you have "Holy Hell." The experience of his baptist preacher's wife aunt saying that and cracking up was enough to cure me of thinking Holly Hollis was a bad name to be saddled with.

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 2:10 pm 2