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whizz_dumb

This dude lives in Oakland, CA, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun, and is compelled to write sometimes.

On Girl, You Must Be...

"Girl, you must be a kitten because you are to bear kittens."
Fair enough.

Posted on November 19, 2013 at 4:17 pm 3

On The Areola Architect: Cathi Locati

@Onymous That guy sure is a distraction to this interesting piece. I was like, "what is this guy's deal?" then I noticed he's wearing a T-shirt that I am wearing right now that my buddy designed. It is a skull logo comprised entirely of a bunch of adorable little kittens. I get a lot of compliments.

Posted on October 11, 2013 at 2:47 pm 0

On Little Miss Misandrist

@hands_down My mom used to call me "slave boy".

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 5:02 pm 0

On What's the Best Song to Have Sex To?

@realtalk Almost positive you two^^ would like almost every Do Make Say Think album. "& Yet & Yet" is a good place to start.

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 1:03 pm 0

On The Stereotype Pie

@avidbiologist Somebody be a grocery store anarchist and stash a stack of chocolate bars by the period supplies every time you go shopping.

Posted on September 23, 2013 at 5:02 pm 0

On One Weird Trick to Control Your Boyfriend's Mind (the Trick Is Pouring Juice in His Dickhole)

I knew it! This explains so much.

Posted on September 13, 2013 at 7:58 pm 0

On Pretty Women on Bikes

Live and let live and live a little.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 4:17 pm 0

On New Music: White Denim, Okkervil River, Julianna Barwick, The Blow

@yeah-elle I've mentioned it before around these parts, but Black Sheep Boy Appendix is my favorite.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 5:12 pm 2

On "A Stripper’s Guide to the Modern American Boomtown"

@iceberg I had a conversation about strippers the other day, and the woman I am dating had an interesting perspective. It was along these lines: our culture certainly objectifies women as sex objects, it's blatant and fucked up, but there's a market for it. Men and women are willing to pay a lot of money just to look at (and not touch) naked bodies, it's kind-of stupid and silly (I personally don't get enough enjoyment from that to justify the money spent). Anyway the stripper is not the one being shamed, the patron of the strip club is the pathetic one. Stripping is not stupid, it's smart to capitalize on something so base and simple--especially if we get past the hangups of nudity.

Posted on July 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm 1

On Interview with a Person Who Used to Be Paralyzed

@j-i-a I knew it. Such an editing trixter, stringing me along. Nice work.

Posted on July 24, 2013 at 2:03 pm 2