This dude lives in Oakland, CA, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun, and is compelled to write sometimes.
@whizz_dumb The Doors are the Sweatshirt was what Huxley was originally going to call his book what with all time he spent looking at the textures of his clothing
This could also be titled "Signs I am passive-aggressive, and not someone you should be spending your evenings with, anyway."
My list would be as follows:
1. I have said, "oh, I've had such a great time with you! I have to wake up early tomorrow, though, so I have to cut the evening a bit short. Can we do this again soon?"
Another intricate problem solved by saying what you mean.
@Emma Carmichael The pages are hollowed out and it's just a knife?
By lora.bee on The Stereotype Pie
@adorable-eggplant I actually saw a coupon for chocolate bars posted ON the period supplies shelves in a drug store. My friend & I did a slow clap.
@elissa_what? Grocery stores: why not just go ahead and shelve them together? Give me what I want.
@yeah-elle yeah, me too. their new stuff sounds nothing like that. ugh, but at least it's still okkervil river
I know bands do what they want to do and grow and change and explore new sounds, but I kind of wish Okkervil River would just keep making music that sounds like Down the River of Golden Dreams.
@whizz_dumb nah that is just my editing trix, laura was very forthcoming that she knew the answer :)
By iceberg on What Abortions Should Be Like: Melon, Maya Angelou, Swan Boats and Nothing Louder Than a Whisper
I mean, we ARE all reading The Toast, right? (if not, you should be)
@sarah girl it does indeed. A better spam filter required?
Whereas I am certain my (dull but not spam) comments are invisible except to me. Am I invisible?
How about now?