This dude lives in Oakland, CA, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun, and is compelled to write sometimes.
@Emma Carmichael The pages are hollowed out and it's just a knife?
By lora.bee on The Stereotype Pie
@adorable-eggplant I actually saw a coupon for chocolate bars posted ON the period supplies shelves in a drug store. My friend & I did a slow clap.
@elissa_what? Grocery stores: why not just go ahead and shelve them together? Give me what I want.
@yeah-elle yeah, me too. their new stuff sounds nothing like that. ugh, but at least it's still okkervil river
I know bands do what they want to do and grow and change and explore new sounds, but I kind of wish Okkervil River would just keep making music that sounds like Down the River of Golden Dreams.
@whizz_dumb nah that is just my editing trix, laura was very forthcoming that she knew the answer :)
By iceberg on What Abortions Should Be Like: Melon, Maya Angelou, Swan Boats and Nothing Louder Than a Whisper
I mean, we ARE all reading The Toast, right? (if not, you should be)
@sarah girl it does indeed. A better spam filter required?
Whereas I am certain my (dull but not spam) comments are invisible except to me. Am I invisible?
How about now?
By RNL on The Spinsterhood Pie
This weekend my boyfriend ignored me and played candy crush while I masturbated beside him. Is this a Bad Sign?
@iceberg To be fair, this is how Jia phrased it originally, but with the word "fictional" added; hence "appropriating" her language.
I think referring to women as "females" is a bit overly-fake-scientific in a "The female of the species is more deadly than the male!" kind of a way, but context matters and I don't really care as long as it isn't being used by a douchebag or an OKcupid Nice Guy.