This dude lives in Oakland, CA, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun, and is compelled to write sometimes.

On Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

@tealily Friends or not, those aren't guests. Those are loiterers...and I'm familiar with those types of delinquents.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 5:30 pm 0

On Did People Watch Doll & Em Last Night?

OHHHHH the doors ARE the sweatshirt. Finally.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 3:47 pm 1

On Did People Watch Doll & Em Last Night?

@Bus Driver Stu Benedict hummus and muumuus are confusing words to glance-read together.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 3:47 pm 0

On Successful Independent Businesswoman Laughing Alone With Salad

I want to to thank you for ones time due to this fantastic read!! I definitely savored every part of it and i also have you book marked to look at new stuff in your website (link to some bullshit)

Posted on February 10, 2014 at 4:00 pm 0

On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

@Bridget Palardy I still think it sounds grand and regal. My dirty mind gets selective.

Posted on January 16, 2014 at 2:27 pm 0

On 917 People Who Are Hotter Than Benedict Cumberbatch

This list is just the right length.

Posted on December 10, 2013 at 5:59 pm 0

On Girl, You Must Be...

"Girl, you must be a kitten because you are to bear kittens."
Fair enough.

Posted on November 19, 2013 at 4:17 pm 3

On The Areola Architect: Cathi Locati

@Onymous That guy sure is a distraction to this interesting piece. I was like, "what is this guy's deal?" then I noticed he's wearing a T-shirt that I am wearing right now that my buddy designed. It is a skull logo comprised entirely of a bunch of adorable little kittens. I get a lot of compliments.

Posted on October 11, 2013 at 2:47 pm 0

On Little Miss Misandrist

@hands_down My mom used to call me "slave boy".

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 5:02 pm 0

On What's the Best Song to Have Sex To?

@realtalk Almost positive you two^^ would like almost every Do Make Say Think album. "& Yet & Yet" is a good place to start.

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 1:03 pm 0