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whizz_dumb

This dude lives in Oakland, CA, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun, and is compelled to write sometimes.

On Bloodfeast: The "Ragwood" Sandwich

I am a measly male with a comparatively minuscule hormone cycle, so I realize my opinion is disregarded immediately, BUT, I agree with all your ingredients with one vehement exemption: GREEN BELL PEPPERS!?? You've ruined what could've been the perfect sandwich with those vile tasting peppers in a world full of delicious peppers. Pick any other color of the rainbow besides green. I'm done now.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 2:37 pm 0

On How to Live with an Ex in Five Simple Steps

"There is a beautiful release in knowing you are doing what is right for you and trusting your instinct." This is very true. Own your break up, you are setting yourself free. Now go run wild you crazy thing.

Posted on August 8, 2014 at 6:01 pm 0

On How to Live with an Ex in Five Simple Steps

@587032967@twitter it's just that simple.

Posted on August 8, 2014 at 6:00 pm 0

On The Cider Report

Tasting the bitterness of the alcohol in my beverages is one of the many reasons I enjoy drinking. I could probably drink a pint of Angostura bitters.

Posted on June 4, 2014 at 12:58 pm 0

On Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

@tealily Friends or not, those aren't guests. Those are loiterers...and I'm familiar with those types of delinquents.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 5:30 pm 0

On Did People Watch Doll & Em Last Night?

OHHHHH the doors ARE the sweatshirt. Finally.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 3:47 pm 1

On Did People Watch Doll & Em Last Night?

@Bus Driver Stu Benedict hummus and muumuus are confusing words to glance-read together.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 3:47 pm 0

On Successful Independent Businesswoman Laughing Alone With Salad

I want to to thank you for ones time due to this fantastic read!! I definitely savored every part of it and i also have you book marked to look at new stuff in your website (link to some bullshit)

Posted on February 10, 2014 at 4:00 pm 0

On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

@Bridget Palardy I still think it sounds grand and regal. My dirty mind gets selective.

Posted on January 16, 2014 at 2:27 pm 0

On 917 People Who Are Hotter Than Benedict Cumberbatch

This list is just the right length.

Posted on December 10, 2013 at 5:59 pm 0