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Jordan lives in Oakland, CA, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun, and is compelled to write sometimes.
On Friday Open Thread
At some point I'll probably eat a cara cara orange (mmmm) after paring some of the peel into my rye drink (MMmm). #AlcoholicJock
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On Friday Open Thread
I've decided to have a low-key (by my standards) Friday night tonight. Maybe watch some Friday Night Lights, how fitting. Getting a tune-up for the car tomorrow before umping a few innings of a baseball game. Then on Sunday I'll be the starting pitcher in our team's baseball game. Wow laying out my weekend plan makes me seem like such a jock. Oh well.
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On So You Barfed in Your Copy of Jolie Kerr's My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag
@Lily Rowan Well now you can never say never again about those.
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On The Non-Monogamous Couple Returns
@WaityKatie Pictures of 53 year old dudes' feet will deactivate everything, all the time.
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On The Non-Monogamous Couple Returns
@redheaded&crazie I deactivated my account because it didn't feel "totally normal" to me. Okay, the real reason is I met someone and apparently I'm not open/poly.
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On YSIDTA?
@wee_ramekin I know we're past this topic but I stopped myself for a second the other day and had to think about if Jackalopes were real or not. And by "think" I mean wonder aloud in front of lady I'm dating and her friends I had just met. We all laughed at my own absurdity, no sulking like dude-child.
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On How Not to Order a Drink, Part Seven
@Emby "Old fashioned, not too sweet please. What's that? Yeah Rittenhouse would be great, thanks."
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On How Not to Order a Drink, Part Seven
@NotBlairWaldorf I call that The Houston Prestige.
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On Not Chasing Amy
Sharing a bed while broken up: I can empathize with that miserable phase. Any amount of time is too long but my 3 month stint was...oof
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On Your Next Failed Diet
@Leon Tchotchke and the secret to limiting your caloric intake? Cocaine. Lots of cocaine.