This dude lives in Oakland, CA, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun, and is compelled to write sometimes.
Tasting the bitterness of the alcohol in my beverages is one of the many reasons I enjoy drinking. I could probably drink a pint of Angostura bitters.
@tealily Friends or not, those aren't guests. Those are loiterers...and I'm familiar with those types of delinquents.
OHHHHH the doors ARE the sweatshirt. Finally.
@Bus Driver Stu Benedict hummus and muumuus are confusing words to glance-read together.
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@Bridget Palardy I still think it sounds grand and regal. My dirty mind gets selective.
This list is just the right length.
"Girl, you must be a kitten because you are to bear kittens."
@Onymous That guy sure is a distraction to this interesting piece. I was like, "what is this guy's deal?" then I noticed he's wearing a T-shirt that I am wearing right now that my buddy designed. It is a skull logo comprised entirely of a bunch of adorable little kittens. I get a lot of compliments.
@hands_down My mom used to call me "slave boy".