My vote is for Cotton-Eyed Joe by Rednex.
I think this list is a pretty good reminder of what not to say to anyone, really. (#10, obviously, is a parenting one, but otherwise...)
Yess! I have missed Edith's food sculptures! What's next for the holidays? Beet Pilgrim? Cherry tomato Santa?
I loved Trumpet so very, very much, partly because I grew up in MA. But mostly because that book is brilliant and sweet.
Staged. That's just a dot moving across a bluescreen. Total conspiracy.
They are best friends like Melanie Wilkes and Scarlett O'Hara were best friends, in that the baby is naive, relentlessly positive and loving, and the dog is a megalomaniac bent on her destruction.
Nicole, you so deserve that spot on the the masthead.
By Porn Peddler on Old Math Puzzle
Whoah, there is math in that puzzle. Bye.
If anyone gets invited to one of these, please coordinate with the other guests so that half show up on "Team Boy" and the other on "Team Girl" (ideally, wearing t-shirts and/or toting signs). Then when the big reveal happens, cheer/boo accordingly. Oh, and then report back to us.