On The Service Was Terrible and I Won't Be Coming Again: A Yelper Reviews Some Dicks

Hahahaha amazing!

Posted on August 14, 2014 at 6:39 pm 0

On Do You Wear Underwear Under Leggings and Tights?

@mellamaphone Yeah, I've tried wearing tights without underwear twice and both times I got a yeast infection. So underwear always for me.

Posted on January 10, 2013 at 11:18 am 0

On Get Ready to Buy "My Dirty Dumb Eyes"


Also, my thanksgiving would have been 100 times better if I had stuffed the turkey with expired meds. Lisa, where were you for my holiday needs?!

Posted on January 10, 2013 at 11:11 am 0

On Things I Learned About Children on a Recent Flight Out of Orlando

@Daisy Razor Oh man, I just got back from flying to Florida from London and I seriously wish that people could sedate their children before long trips. It is so, so hard to keep a kid busy and happy for ten hours of flight. Whew.

Posted on November 9, 2012 at 10:27 am 0

On First Phone Photos: A Time Capsule

hahahahaha big dicks halfway in!

Also, super cute orange shoes.

Posted on October 19, 2012 at 10:37 am 2

On Q&A With a Nutritionist, Part One: Eat

@Sarah H. I have a hard time with this too, fellow Sarah. One thing I've tried that makes me feel a bit more full is doing one pot meals where there is a protein and a carb in there too (stew/casserole style), so I'm still eating veg but I feel fuller and not wanting to eat again an hour later. A lady cannot survive on salad alone! (Whilst laughing, of course)

I've also found that when I exercise it tends to suppress my appetite more, but one of my biggest struggles is keeping a consistent routine so that varies WILDLY. Also, does anyone else find themselves eating more once it gets colder? All preparing for hibernation-like?

Posted on October 17, 2012 at 11:49 am 1

On Answers to "What's That Thing on Your Baby's Head?"

"All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin."

Posted on October 9, 2012 at 3:26 pm 23

On "More ... comparison is needed"

Whaaaaat indeed! Hairy chests, man. All the hairy chests for me.

Posted on October 9, 2012 at 2:59 pm 0

On Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Featuring Wanz, "Thrift Shop"

@iwantyrskull Goodness he is. When he steps off of the scooter at the beginning, I'm like the chick in Teen Witch when she sees her crush rapping: "He's so funky!" *swoon*

Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:07 am 0

On Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Featuring Wanz, "Thrift Shop"

@sarahf And based on these two songs, Macklemore is definitely my new favourite person. Ever.

Posted on August 30, 2012 at 12:49 pm 1