By Pheen on Three Years of Gchats Trying to Convince My Best Friend to Like Drake

crew love, y'all

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 4:19 pm 1

By iceberg on

@Nutmeg aw. I love you! lets be FB friends and Like all each other's stuff 2 seconds after posting.

Posted on June 17, 2013 at 9:31 am 8

By queenofbithynia on Do You Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face?

thank god this condition is finally getting recognized as the involuntary affliction it is. now, nobody will ever guess that the reason I look like I hate everything is because I really do.

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 5:31 pm 47

By meetapossum on Reading Between the Texts: Is THIS Flirting?

@iceberg Well, I mean, technically I last saw him on Monday...

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 4:55 pm 1

By fondue with cheddar on "Sitting to Death"

@George Templeton Strong I'm five feet tall and believe me, NOTHING is built to fit people my size.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 1:42 pm 7

By Danzig! on Friday Open Thread

@Danzig! yes I know the correct grammar would have me writing "here are some puppies" but I don't care.

Posted on April 19, 2013 at 5:48 pm 6

By Danzig! on Friday Open Thread

here's some puppies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAchiUjdBJw&feature=youtu.be

Posted on April 19, 2013 at 5:46 pm 9

By frenz.lo on Friday Open Thread

@Daisy Razor Heyyyy, there are some downsides to using that particular metaphor to indicate that your children were getting on your nerves. #funpolice

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 5:02 pm 5

By anachronistique on "Closet space has always been very, very important."

@SarahP Hold the phone, neither of the bedrooms in my apartment has a closet! But there are TWO closets in the living room! WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 4:14 pm 1

By R&RKD on Okay, Who's Refusing to Take Michael Wolff's Reservations?

Dinner. Dinner is the "oh-f***" moment of the day. Unless you still have a balance on your food stamps debit card, or you got to the food bank on Friday morning before the donations ran out, or you have an in, you are totally screwed for any day-of plan to feed your kids.

Call ten places. Call 20. Nothing. Instead, you call someone who might know someone who, hope against hope, can spot you some money until payday.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 6:27 pm 38