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On Life and Death and Coffee

@redheaded&crazie If I can drink the pot in three mugs, I'm going to call it three cups.

Posted on May 17, 2012 at 10:40 am 3

On How to Cope With a Break-Up

Sometimes when I am sad and alone I still say his name the way I would say it when we were together? I don't know, I used to think about him and get the warm fuzzies and I'd just say his name out loud to myself all happy? I thought about the scar he has on his face the other day and started crying, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEE

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 4:41 pm 2

On How to Cope With a Break-Up

@Lila Fowler I got dumped about 6 weeks ago and it seems like EVERY week there are multiple break-up posts on the Hairpin to the point where I started to get paranoid and take it personally (IE act like someone who has just been dumped?)

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

No work (TUESDAY?) TODAY! BUT a lot (LOTTTTTT5555 :(? in general?)

Posted on May 13, 2012 at 5:32 am 1

On Scarlet Letters of Endearment

@Cat Jail Vagina Radioactivata

Posted on May 10, 2012 at 7:05 pm 1

On Everything You Need to Know About Online Dating

OKAY, The Hairpin, I just got DUMPED, I GET IT, now stop bringing it up!

Even my other friends have forgotten about it; now it is my job to respond to every, "How are you?" with, "I just got dumped, how do you think I feeeeeeeeeeeel;" you don't even have to mention it anymore, I promise

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 10:11 pm 0

On What Happens When You Serve as an Alternate Juror

My mom loves jury duty, which I only know because the two times in my life that she's had to go she gets all weird about it, saying things like, "I can't tell you anything, of course, until THE CASE is over," even though it ended up being something like a burglary several towns away. My dad still tells stories about the time he was on jury duty years ago, and he "thought the guy was innocent but [he] was the only one!"
I wonder if my parents told jury duty stories on their first date? Probably not, since it was at a bluegrass festival

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 3:45 pm 4

On Flying the Other Classes

One time I sat in the seat behind first class and I could almost see what was happening! Almost.

Posted on May 8, 2012 at 2:19 pm 10

On Eat Your Car

I stand all day for work (my Mom is so proud) so I sit when I'm on the bus, but also I have bad posture 90% of the time sitting or standing, so I think I lose?

Posted on May 8, 2012 at 2:13 pm 0

On The Four White Girls of the Apocalypse

@Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood Sometimes when I get lonely I browse the animal rescue league's ads for small animals because my apartment won't allow cats/dogs and if I look at the cat ads I will cry

Posted on May 7, 2012 at 8:48 pm 0